DID NOAH SUBCONTRACT TO BUILD THE ARK?

SacrificialLoon

He outsourced the construction to the Nephilim.

OUTLAW

I burst out laughing when I read this topic..BadBoy your Hilarious!!..... Construction Site

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asilentone

It is very possible that Noah and his sons were in the Construction business before they did the Ark, Jehovah helped them and made the ark perfectly constructed.

Alpaca

Actually, there is an outstanding warrant for Noah's arrest. Here are the charges:

1. Failure to file an Environmental Impact Statement with the EPA about the effects of his Organization's plans to make some substantial geologic alterations to the earth

2. Criminal conspiracy in events that led massive loss of life property which caused many insurance companies to become insolvent

3. Failure to extend due process protections to the Nephelim and other antedeluvian inhabitants of his community

There is also a substantial reward for information leading to Noah's and his family's arrest...if you have information you could end up very rich.

rebel8

Chimps actually helped build the ark. Unfortunately, they forgot to take their Xanax and had to be stabbed.

Did the teller of the Noah story stop to consider that Noah, his wife, his three sons and their wives would also in addition to gathering the raw materials to build the Ark would also have to work to provide food and clothing for their own use? That in itself would be a full time job.

Plus.....food would have to be grown to last over a year for all the animals that would be onboard the ark.

And when the animals left the ark? there wouldn't be anything for them to eat!

Did the teller of this story really expect people to consider it as a historical event?

The chinese people laugh at the story of Noah. If there was a global flood, no one told them about it.

Gregor

Yes. A little known fact is he did not give the job to the lowest bidder and he was able to buy a couple of nice Skidoos with his kickback.

Satanus

Do you mean seadoo? It would save those poor ravens flying all over the waters.

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DID NOAH SUBCONTRACT TO BUILD THE ARK?

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