Jokes for MARY (page 3)

What does a gay horse eat?

Haaaaay!

Jesus goes into a hotel.  He hands the receptionist three nails and says: ‘Can you put me up for the night?’

Always take TWO Jehovah's witnesses fishing.

Cuz if you take one, he'll drink all your beer. If you take two, they won't drink any.

Warning - Blonde joke ahead

My favourite joke (it may be from this forum)

A blonde driver is pulled over for speeding, by a blonde policewoman, and is asked for her driver's license.

The driver begins rummaging through her purse, and asks what the license looks like.

The policewoman says that it is small, rectangular, and has the driver's picture on it.

The driver finds a small mirror in her purse, looks at it, says: "Oh, this is it," and hands it to the officer.

The policewoman looks at the mirror, and says: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were a cop, too. You can go."

An Italian guy could not decide which girl he should marry out of two he had his eye on , Maria or Sophia

His friend suggested he go to church and pray for guidance.

Not being an overly religious man of any one persuasion he thought he would cover his bases by going to three .

First he went to the Baptists , he prayed looked up to heaven ....nothing

Then he went to the Church of England , he prayed looked up to heaven ....nothing

Next he went to the Catholic Church , he prayed looked up to heaven , and lo and behold ....their it was on the rafters ...Ave Maria.

smiddy

Mr Smith is suing his local hospital because since his wife's surgery she has lost all interest in sex .

A hospital spokesman issued a statement saying

" Mrs Smith had a procedure to remove her cataracts , all we did was improve her eyesight "

Jan

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