by rebel8 30 Replies latest jw friends
rebel8....LMAO...
I saw Snakes heading into an alley with Leah and heard some moaning afterwards. I wonder what that was all about.
I promise that no Happy Meals were harmed during the moaning.
In fact, I hear after Armageddon that McD's has been relegated to locations in a few square blocks of 124 Columbia Heights, a special circle of hell.
Governing Body: I'm not lovin' it.®
Snakes ()
Can I be a young, earnest Ministerial Servant reaching out to be an Elder? Whose rear do I have to kiss?
AllTimeJeff, No. The old titles are Old Light TM .
You can however be Minister of Servitude. After 200 years of berating the sisters TM , the Society has decided to enact a Reparation Arrangement TM .
Your responsibility will be to kiss all the sisters' asses each morning. It won't be so bad. We promise to wash.
You are also responsible for cleaning the halls, preparing food at assemblies, and other light duties TM previously assigned to females.
You may garner the assistance of the Submission Minister for these tasks as needed.
snowbird, please please for the love of Pete! Stop playing We're Jehovah's Witnesses on the banjo. It sounds really bad.
ladies, you will soon be assigned various leadership roles within the organization. I'm making us a theme song. I'm not quite done with it. I'll report back shortly.
Very clever thread!!!!
LOL
Your responsibility will be to kiss all the sisters' asses each morning. It won't be so bad. We promise to wash.
*Starts by kissing Rebel8's ass*
Promise to wash? If you gals take the place of elders, how reliable is your word?
*writing list of asses to kiss anyway*
You are also responsible for cleaning the halls, preparing food at assemblies, and other light duties TM previously assigned to females.
Who do I talk to about bringing Shasta to the assemblies?
You may garner the assistance of the Submission Minister for these tasks as needed.
Sister Doe? Kewl.....
As a minister of servitude, I would like to point out that I am "reaching out" during these times of reparation and hope that all sista's notice my efforts...
Here's our theme song, ladies. We will march to it on the way to the next assembly, where our titles will be conveyed.
'Hovah Ladies (Treated me equal) Lyrics:
All the 'Hovah ladies (All the 'Hovah ladies)
All the 'Hovah ladies (All the 'Hovah ladies)
All the 'Hovah ladies (All the 'Hovah ladies)
All the 'Hovah ladies
Now put your hands up
Up in paradise, I just woke up
I'm doing my own little thing
You decided to remarry but now you wanna trip
Cuz another brother noticed me
I'm up on him, he up on me
don't pay him any attention
Cuz I slept in the grave, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me
Cuz if you liked it then you
shoulda treated me equal
If you liked it then you shoulda treated me equal
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda treated me equal
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Cuz if you liked it then you
should have treated me equal
If you liked it then you shoulda treated me equal
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda treated me equal
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Even wearing tight jeans
Acting up, submission sucks
I could care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
I won't pay you any attention
Cuz you had your turn
And now you gon learn
What it really feels like to miss me
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Don't treat me like I'm of the world
I'm not that kind of girl
'Hovah's love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Is a God that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny,
to infinity and beyond
My brain ain't smaller
Say I deserve respect
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like a ghost I'll be gone
All the 'Hovah ladies (All the 'Hovah ladies)
All the 'Hovah ladies (All the 'Hovah ladies)
All the 'Hovah ladies (All the 'Hovah ladies)
All the 'Hovah ladies
Now put your hands up
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Cuz if you liked it then you
should have treated me equal
If you liked it then you shoulda treated me equal
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda
treated me equal
Wuh uh oh
Rebel8, what's gotten into you?
Sylvia
hahahaha, love it! I can picture you sitting behind your key board belting it out to get it right! Maybe V will let you do a video for him, who can do back up for you?
Rebel, girl you are crazy! ROFLMAO
nj
Please Rebel, send some of that good hash you're smoking! Don't be stingy!
Don
