Armageddon came invisibly and guess what happened to JWN (page 3)

rebel8

I'm completely sober, honest!

I'm a geeky woman who looks like this. I have a boring life. I channel all my frustrations, boredom, and creativity into writing. Unfortunately, you guys are the only ones who understand my jw jokes.

ex-nj-jw, you are hereby appointed Minister of Gardens. Hailing from the Garden State, this should be no biggie for you. As the plants reach perfectionTM, you will be in charge of harvesting the enormous produce. Strawberries will be the size of grapefruits and so forth.

Please select your crew of harvesters. You may use a whip if you need to.

ex-nj-jw

Please select your crew of harvesters. You may use a whip if you need to.

Line up brothers! My whip is in hand

nj

Nosferatu

I wanted a pet zombie, but that stupid Jehovah resurrected him :(

loosie

Rebel that is the funniest song I have ever heard.

But I am wondering did I make it thru?

troubled mind

Sweet can I wear heels and pearls while we harvest ??? I will need a good ass kisser to assisst me ummmm that would be Alltime Jeff ...I believe .

AllTimeJeff

I can only kiss so much ass in a given day... We need to schedule this!

Elsewhere

> Elsewhere and Snakes are now quite the ladies' men-all those resurrected hotties are after them.

In light of recent events.... I'm sooooo damn exhausted!

cameo-d

Rebel 8 gon cause another Armageddon...II

if everbody got to listen to her howlin

and Snowbird a bangin on the banjo.

Glad I am waiting to fly out with the Baptists.

Don't want no ex-JW kind of resurrection.

rebel8

John Doe

John Doe is Submission Minister and has been going around demoting all the male ministers and is planning on promoting a bunch of women to high-level posts. He is even planning on demoting himself, he's so submissive.

When were you planning on informing me of this?

Armageddon came invisibly and guess what happened to JWN

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