by JWMAN 71 Replies latest jw friends
JWMAN, I don't know who you think you are, but you're NO witness. You don't sound anything like a witness. I know, because I've been associated somewhat for over 30 years. Inactive, though I may be. But I know what a witness sounds like when he/she speaks.
To each his/her own,
jonnie
Hey super hero, your right about the pain.But thats because I`ve got holes in my oven mitts.Simon,I want some new oven mitts too!...OUTLAW
Yeah, he sounds like one of those fanatic 'Assembly of God' religions.
To each his/her own,
jonnie
>our Lord Jehovah and his son Jesus
Maybe JWMAN is AGuest rereborn.
JWMan-- I have to admit-- you are pretty gutsy for a JW. I hold no anger towards the people in the Watchtower. Most of you are genuinely sincere and Have no idea who Yahweh is. I also hold no personal grudge against the Society itself but do have a holy anger against it's lies. I will certainly pray for you!
Please answer some of these questions for the people asking them, or if you are brave enough and truly Love Yahweh Almighty-- e-mail me for some info from the Bible. Love and prayers to ya!
join together as one of Jehovah’s Witnesses
This is quite the interesting concept....sort of like cell division in reverse. Which one will we all become when we join together? What will happen when there is only one, very large Jehovah's Witness? Will we look like the StaPuffed Marshmallow Man?
How come every one that comes to save us always runs away?(LOL)Super Dub didn`t even last an hour.Maybe the next one will do better,but I doubt it!You can`t properly roast a dub in just one hour.Oh well,at least it gives me time to make Dub Sauce for the next one.We can roast him,and baste him,and roast him,and baste him.....(LOL)...OUTLAW
JWMAN,
You can help us by helping others flee the clutches of the WTS. Got any suggestions on how to do this?
TR
I'm gonna make mince meat outta that Osama!
JWMAN,
I do not think you are a JW either but I want to respond to two mistakes you made in your posts.
(1) Quote "I am now knocking at your door," you are trying to be like the WT in putting yourself in the place of our Lord Jesus. He said "I stand at the door and knock" It's a little dangerous to apply our Lords words to yourself. (the WT says "come to Jehovah's organization for salvation. The bible says salvation is found ONLY in Jesus Christ)
(2)Quote "Jehovah’s holy spirit can empower all who ask!" I believe that the WT teaches that you do not get the Holy Spirit unless you are one of the 144,000.
Borgfree (really free)
"You can fool some of the people all of the time" especially if you are a member of the WT GB
JWMAN ~ When these so called witnesses come aknockin' on our door, my husband will make a mad dash to the backroom (no not the "library", the beating room) and strip down to his **gasp Birthday **gasp suit, just so that he can answer the door for them. Then he'll say to me, "Look honey, JW's, they are just in time." I cannot resist the tempation to come and see (as if they were some kind of circus clowns) and lo and behold! They find out that we run a nudist home! Although my husband has come to me and said that we must stop greeting the pests in such an open manner, they seem to leave more tracts behind each time as they run.
Since you have taken on the responsibility of witnessing to others about your sadistic way of life via computer (going "computer to computer" knocking), CARE TO VIEW MY WEBCAM????
Shelly
Former victim and recovering wonderfully from a broken spirit
Smile, because we all have been freed from slavery!!
