The most absurd comments yet about oral sex !!!

by Sour Grapes 44 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Sour Grapes
    Sour Grapes

    I visited a KH today with my wife and the Brother who gave the public talk

    said that there is so much unnatural use of the sex organs by the world's

    youth, that the medical field is encouraging all parents with children 12 years

    of age and older to take their children to the doctor to check for mouth and

    throat cancer.

    It just sickens me how the Witchtower Babel and Trick Society demonizes one

    of the most pleasurable experiences that a married couple can have. Just when

    I have my wife convinced that oral sex is not forbidden in the Bible, but only

    in the Witchtower, the subject comes up and down goes my chances of experiencing

    OS.

    Things like like just are Sour Grapes.

  • Girl from County Hell
    Girl from County Hell

    Whhhaaaat? They're saying it causes cancer???? Yeah, you're right, that's pretty absurd.

  • ldrnomo
    ldrnomo

    It's all in the spin.

    The bORG can make anything good seem bad they always have and always will.

    They say good is bad and bad is bad

    It seems the only thing that isn't bad is meetings, reading watchtower literature and field service.

    LD

  • Psychotic Parrot
    Psychotic Parrot

    All this talk of oral sex today is making me horny

  • The Almighty Homer
    The Almighty Homer

    Sounds like the only BS mouth and throat cancer around is coming out of this speakers mouth.

    The WTS think its in their power and privilege to spin any information they find to support themselves ,

    another term for this intellectual dishonesty.

    Their lack of in depth intelligence and knowledge on so many subjects usually gets replace with inept righteous vigor.

  • Sour Grapes
    Sour Grapes

    To show how brain dead the Witnesses are, this same Brother said

    in his public talk, that there was a hurricane down South and one little

    old Sister had some trees knocked down and there was debris all over

    her property. There was a group of volunteers going around and they

    stopped at our Sister's house and asked if they could help her clean up

    her property? She said no because Jehovah will clean it up. Several hours

    later a group of JW's came by and cleaned up her property. The speaker

    now says "doesn't that prove that Jehovah loves us and that we have

    the Truth?" I asked my wife couldn't all of the people that the first group

    of volunteers helped say the same thing?

    Sour Grapes

  • flipper
    flipper

    Sounds like the brother giving the talk was spewing again !! His last name must be " spits" not " swallows ". Because he's asking you to swallow some awfully large BS. WT society is always spitting out this kind of mind control jargon. Ridiculous

  • Scarred for life
    Scarred for life

    Oral sex causes mouth and throat cancer!!!!!! Thank you, Dr. Watchtower. They are so full of it.

    And they talk about this stuff at the Public Talk with children of all ages present. They are absolutely obsessed with sex and control of everyone's bedroom activities.

    What other religion spouts off about this stuff at the weekly sermon? None that I know of.

    What lies!

  • IWillBeDubbedNoMore
    IWillBeDubbedNoMore

    He was partially correct. It can cause cancer, but is extremely rare. Doctors have not been instructed to check their mouths. What a loon.

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn4712

    Oral sex can lead to oral tumours. That is the conclusion of researchers who have proved what has long been suspected, that the human papilloma virus can cause oral cancers.

    The risk, thankfully, is tiny. Only around 1 in 10,000 people develop oral tumours each year, and most cases are probably caused by two other popular recreational pursuits: smoking and drinking. The researchers are not recommending any changes in behaviour.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Ring, ring.

    "Hi Brother Makesitup. I was very interested in your talk. I have a worldly nephew and am concerned about his loose conduct. I was wondering if you could share your source for the information about oral sex causing cancer, so I can show it to his worldly mother. Thanks so much brother."

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