The most absurd comments yet about oral sex !!! (page 4)

undercover

rember the asleep/awake article that masturbation made you have prostate problems

What about the assertion that masturbating would turn you into a homosexual...

shamus100

How about telling kids to sleep on their sides...

Wear loose clothing...

Sleep in the same room as your brother/ sister to resist the urge...

I think deep down some of those old bastards get off on that sh*t. They probably relish those mastrubation talks and articles... gives them a thrill, perhaps?

I really don't understand where they think that they have a right to tell you what to do in your bedroom. I've never read "Thou shall not jerk off or give a blow job". If my husband and I want to dress up like furries and screw each other up the ass with dildoes, it's our business! Er, not that we do that, hee hee.

winstonchurchill

You can't take the world over while doing a BJ. You can't even drive a car.. didn't we cover this?

Sorry ATJeff, but I HATE IT when 'BJ' and 'cover' are in the same sentence!

warmasasunned

one elder, who was always described as over zealous, said in a public talk that because when we ejaculate there is a certian amount of blood in the semen, masturbation is an abuse of blood.

i mentioned this in a previous blog, and one person added that if we follow this logic then having intercourse is like having a blood tranfusion.

ho! dear they do make it difficult.

Quirky1

The talk about oral sex in our hall said it led to homosexual tendancies!! Yeah, fucking right, I'm gay now.

cattails

It helps if you don't pay attention to the speaker while he's talking.

That's exactly right!

I found out by trial and error that if you don't pay attention your

retention rate of points covered in the outline of the talk is the same

exactly 1/2 hour after listening to the Public Talk at a Kingdom Hall.

Actually by taking a learned guess after hearing the title you can

paraphrase most of the content of the talk even without attending.

The talks are mostly the same information over and over by different

guys. The only thing that wakes people up is throwing out inflamatory

statements like oral sex will cause cancer, but the risk is that now

everyone in the hall is mentally picturing the act of oral sex while the

speaker moves on to the same old repeated points from the outline.

Sour Grapes

The thing that really gets under my skin is that while all of this

BS is being spewed out, that the zombie Witnesses sit there and

take it all in and nod their head in agreement. After the talk they

all say to each other "wasn't that a good talk or a good meeting?"

The only good thing is that it ended. I am really enjoying everyones

comments. This is so much more interesting than sitting at the

KH being embarrased by their ignorance and lack of Bible knowledge.

I really wonder that if the Witchtower said that we need to drink the

kool aid, how many would take a sip?

All of this crap just makes me Sour Grapes.

Girl from County Hell

Masturbation can make you gay? So, is this a gradual change, or will I just wake up one morning suddenly digging chicks? I mean, so far it's only given me carpal tunnel syndrome, but I'd hate to have to lose all interest in guys, as well.

C. T. Russell

You can take away our families!

You can take away our pride!

You can take away our medical use of blood!

But you will NEVER take away our oral sex!

The most absurd comments yet about oral sex !!!