It's part of the South...despite some of our differences, us Southerners have to stickk together.
You know it!!!
Mastodon, that's just a tip of the iceberg!
Sylvia
Say Something Nice About Alabama ...
by snowbird 115 Replies latest jw friends
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snowbird
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ninja
I've been there....and it's lovely.....only bad thing about it.....I didn't meet you sylv.....soppy ninja
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BurnTheShips
Where the governor is true.
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Scully
Alabama is quite a long distance in the southerly direction from Canada, making it very warm in the winter. (am I right?)
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snowbird
soppy ninja
Come here, you bloody Scotsman!
You know I loves you!
Sylvia
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leavingwt
Gulf Shores, Alabama is one of my favorite vacation spots. The beaches/water are beautiful, the people are friendly and the seafood is excellent.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Sylvia, how can you be blue? Alabama's got some great jokes!!!!
An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-20. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"
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Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Birmingham, Alabama burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?
A: I-20 and I-10--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
An Alabaman came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!""OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have them big red trucks?"
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Q: Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke.The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?"
The guy says, "Nah."
To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?"
The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."
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Scully
ninja's a scotsman?? oh my. (fans self)
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snowbird
For Scully:
Average Seasonal Temperatures
Birmingham Huntsville Mobile Montgomery High Low High Low High Low High Low Spring 74 / 23 50 / 10 74 / 23 50 / 10 73 / 23 60 / 15 76 / 24 55 / 13 Summer 90 / 32 68 / 20 92 / 33 69 / 20 88 / 31 75 / 24 90 / 32 71 / 22 Fall 75 / 24 52 / 11 75 / 24 50 / 10 78 / 25 65 / 18 77 / 25 56 / 13 Winter 55 / 13 34 / 01 53 / 12 34 / 01 62 / 17 48 / 09 56 / 13 40 / 04 Mean Annual 73 / 23 51 / 10 73 / 23 50 / 10 75 / 24 62 / 17 75 / 24 55 / 13 All temperatures given in Fahrenheit / Celsius LWT, Gulf Shores is very beautiful.
Sylvia
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snowbird
ROFL at Billy X.
Sylvia