Alabama Slammers!
Say Something Nice About Alabama ...
by snowbird 115 Replies latest jw friends
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snowbird
Alright, now.
Sylvia
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Mad Dawg
Ummm, I have a question for snowbird or B the X. If a young couple from West Virginia get married in Kentucky, move to Tennesee, then get a divorce in Alabama; are they still brother and sister?
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snowbird
I don't know about that, MadDawg.
We Black people don't marry our close relatives.
*awaiting Undercover's disapproving appearance*
Sylvia
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
hahahahahaha @ Mad & Burn
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sacolton
Alabama has beautiful inbred children.
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restrangled
Since no one has posted the words yet:
Sweet home Alabama
Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Southland
I miss Alabamy once again
And I think its a sin, yes
Well I heard mister Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the governor
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama
Oh sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue
And the governor's true
Sweet Home Alabama
Lordy
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Yea, yea Montgomery's got the answer -
dinah
Hey Sylvia!!!
Their college football team kicks ass.
Damn straight!! Roll Tide! I like Coach Saban. Hated him when he was at LSU because they constantly kicked our asses.
B the X--- little redneck kills beloved family pet.....FUNNY!
There are alot of things I don't like about Alabama. The backwards legislature tows the church line, pisses me off. I lean left, everyone else leans right. My vote really doesn't count, but I cast one anyway.
The people here are friendly. Families are close, for the most part. It's also very beautiful down here. Google "Covered bridges in Alabama" They are very pretty.
Oh and Sylvia and Snakes' Mom both live here. Double score!
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Robdar
Auburn colored sand on the seashore of Mobile Bay.
Majestic mountains in northern alabama:
http://www.northalabamamountains.com/
Dismal Canyon State Park:
Did I mention white water rafting?
Let the idiots make fun of Alabama. They don't know what they are talking about. Because of their ignorance maybe they will keep their skanky asses out of my state.
Love you, Sylvia.
Robyn
