A JW Was Just At The Door

by minimus 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    My GF said a Witness just came to her door gave a pamphlet about how close we are to the End, never said a word, just handed it to her and walked away.

    I told her that since she accepted it, she is his new "return visit".

    I tellya, these "Ministers" really know how to save lives! No excuses for her anymore!

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    The witness never said a word?????? WTF?????????

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    "Hit and Run" Witnessing..

    .................LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    HA, they probably hate FS as much as most people do and couldn't get away with a fake knock and walk away.

    I can hear him with a big experiance to tell the car group

    I PLACED A TRACT, I PLACED A TRACT, A LIVE ONE.............WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    "can hear him with a big experiance to tell the car group

    I PLACED A TRACT, I PLACED A TRACT, A LIVE ONE.............WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!"

    LOL@Purps!

    ................OUTLAW

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    (roll eyes around)

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    If he ever comes back on a return visit, the obvious thing to do no matter what he says is to hand the tract
    (leave it near the door) back to him and not say a word.

  • Hikaru
    Hikaru

    Maybe it's because of the topic I just posted... Maybe the message has changed...

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    get a life, Hikaru.

  • oompa
    oompa

    now i want to get a stack and sprint through a neighborhood with a construction grade staple gun and tack one to ever door.........that would make news maybe......oompa

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