I would like to know if you have succeeded in helping your friends or family SLOW DOWN in their zeal as a JW

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Lukewarm,
Very good. Were giving you a "G" for your work on anti-witnessing. The next point we'll move you on to is... hmm... oh, here it is... we would like you to work on "smashing the CO's leased car with a baseball bat".
B the X
LUKEWARM

Hahahahahaaaa!

Thanks Billy - seems such a waste to smash up the CO's car but I would love to have it sitting on bricks at the end of the meeting...

What will I get if I can convince the friends to read ISOCF?
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

What will I get if I can convince the friends to read ISOCF?
You'll get another assignment, of course!