Remember, nobody can REALLY love you unless they know and love Flying Spaghetti Monster first!
Really, you can insert any fictional character in that sentance and it equally meets the needs of any nutty religion:
Remember, nobody can REALLY love you unless they know and love Allah first
Remember, nobody can REALLY love you unless they know and love Buddha first
Remember, nobody can REALLY love you unless they know and love Billy the Ex-Bethelite first