thanks god for those birth pangs......my jw wifes reply

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  • choosing life
    choosing life

    Demerol is synthetic morphine. Not saying it still didn't hurt like hell. Inducing childbirth is more painful.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    "I go through this once a month and I've never been pregnant. How's that for a raw deal?"

    OK, how 'bout this one: periods started at age 14, got them 3 to 4 times a year until a year after the last kid was born (I was 39) them bam! the periods started coming every months on a 30+ plus day cycle - that was 5 years ago. Every freakin month now. The last cycle was a biotch, the cramps were so intense it felt like I was going into labor.

    I can't wait for this crap to stop!!

    Josie

  • oompa
    oompa

    roflmao now!........i though somebody would comment about the exjw point of my conversation with my jw wife........but it is now like a chicflik thread of a conversation!!!.........not that there is anything wrong with that btw!!........you gals have it rough for sure.............but our boys live daily in a hot, cramped, sweaty environment

    not that it even compares................oompa

  • twinkle toes
    twinkle toes

    I was just going to comment on that same line of thought oompa. Never give women a venue to talk about their childbirth experience... they will go on forever. It's very traumatizing and we love to talk about it. LOL

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    You're right Oompa, it doesn't even compare. I could go on about the mess but I feel like being nice tonight.

  • bluecanary
    bluecanary

    Josie, in my family the women all had bad cramps until they had their first kid. You seem to be the opposite. I started like you, at thirteen, every three months. Lasted three weeks apiece, no pain. Then I turned 18, became regular and get the pray-to-die cramps.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    I had to have a vicodin to sleep

  • bluecanary
    bluecanary

    Me too, Josie. My doctor is giving me hard time about getting a new perscription for it right now. I understand that some people have an addiction. Two-three pills a month is not an addiction. Every time I move to a new place and see a new doctor they make me go through all the same tired remedies that don't work until I finally get the blasted drug.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Maybe cuz people sell the pills on the street. My crazy a$$ neighbor (that moved away thank the lord) told a friend that my hubby had vicodin and that he might sell them, then sends my hubby an email asking if he would sell the pills. Holy crap!! If I could have gotten away with it I would have kicked her ass for making out like my hubby is a drug dealer and endangering my kids.

  • Snoozy
    Snoozy

    I have heard that induced labor really hurts bad. And longer.....

    I remember my Mom telling me that periods didn't hurt, well I would break out in a cold sweat and have unbearable cramps. She would break a aspirin in half and give it to me with water..it did nothing but make my stomach more upset. She would actually tell me I was imagining the pain because she never had painful periods...therefore I wouldn't either.....

    She also told me that childbirth was just unpleasant, SURPRISE! I had twilight sleep right before delivery which basically just makes you too tired to scream...

    And then they teased me and let me smell a wiff of gas when the baby came out but took it away so that I could feel the stitches being put in. Talk about sucking in air....that'll take your breath away!

    After doing that three times ( 3 kids) they finally decided to start using something called an epideral?. I hear it did wonders for the pain..Thank god I will never have to find out. I stopped at three with the invention of the birth control pill...lol

    My Mother in law was the first woman I ever heard say that the 'Period " every month was a "blessing" instead of a curse.. it meant she wasn't pregnant. And that was a blessing.....

    Snoozy....

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