Expression you ever heard?
Off the top of yer head, whats the funniest???....
by Celtic 32 Replies latest jw friends
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25ashitaka25
Pinch a loaf.
The first time I heard that I almost died.
ashi
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Mommie Dark
Crawdad eater's advice: Suck head, pinch tail.
Works for me...
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TR
"Well, I'll be go to hell".
TR
I'm gonna make mince meat outta that Osama!
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Princess
Whatever blows your skirt up!
Princess
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cellomould
"...got whooped like they was caught stealin' chickens"
or "... madder than a wet hen "
anything fowl makes me laugh!
cellomould
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
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gambler
I did'nt know they stacked shit that high.
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GentlyFeral
Two of my favorites were uttered by that inimitable Warner Brothers character, Foghorn Leghorn:
"That boy's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
(after explosion) "I keep my feathers numbered for... just such an emergency."
GentlyFeral
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"There were cockroaches of course,
but very clean cockroaches."
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oscartheduck
"He's a real shit brickhouse" - if you know the original, you'll know why...
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Cygnus
Someone spills a beer at a drinking establishment:
"I'd rather watch a church burn."