Off the top of yer head, whats the funniest???....

by Celtic 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • JerryTX
    JerryTX

    "You guys are dumber than a bag of hammers!"

    "That was so much fun I wished I hadn't been saved!"

    (both from "Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou?")

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    "The truth will set you free--but first it will make you damn mad."

    M. Scott Peck - "The Different Drum"

  • AMAZINGEX
    AMAZINGEX

    This was one of my mothers sayings. She used to say it so fast that it took me a few years to be able to say it my self. About any conceited person she would say, "He thinks he's body every self."

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Another one from "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

    "this place is just about two weeks from everywhere."

    Great movie, by the way.

    Marilyn (a.k.a. Mulan)

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    "My dear woman, go and bowl your head."

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory....

  • teejay
    teejay

    Couldn't agree more, Mulan.

    Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? was one of the most entertaining movies I've ever had the pleasure to see. It was a genu-wine hoot!!

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    "I had buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!!!"

    Big Lebowski

  • Bandit
    Bandit

    I'm on it like stink on shit

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    These are all 'potty' related:

    I've got one in the chamber.

    Touching cotton.

    I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

    (sorry, I used to teach elementary school - I have a ton of these)

    closer

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    "Pull your pants up, your brains are falling out out"


    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
    Eleanor Roosevelt
  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    Get your mind out of the gutter - you're blocking my snorkle.

    closer

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