Apostate minimum qualifications

Mum

I was a baptized JW, so now I, to the best of my understanding, am regarded as an apostate by JW's in good standing.

My daughter was never baptized, but she so wants to be an apostate that I have taken pity on her and decided to find out if she qualifies anyway. She was brought up as a JW. After I left her dad, she mostly lived with him so that the indoctrination could continue.

She lost her religion anyway, so is there any hope for her to be considered an apostate. Could we as a group award her an Honorary Apostate certificate or something? Could we contact someone on the inside of the org and get her certified as an apostate?

YoYo, YK, Fredhall, NYT, Yadirf, and other JW's who might be reading this, do you have any suggestions?

Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. - Horace

I have learned to live each day as it comes and not to borrow trouble by dreading tomorrow. - Dorothy Dix

ThiChi

By the power invested in me by the State of Godlessness, I hereby confer on you the title of Apostate, with all privileges and benefits.

Xena

I second the motion (Apostate women are allowed to do that, you know...)

ThiChi

Any opposed? Motion carried..........

Mum

Bless you all. I will e-mail this thread to her and give her the best late Christmas present ever!

Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. - Horace

I have learned to live each day as it comes and not to borrow trouble by dreading tomorrow. - Dorothy Dix

SixofNine

Wait just a God-damn minute!!!

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Er, never mind. I just always wanted to do that when they were passing motions.

ThiChi

Speak, my son..........heheeeeeeeeeeeeee
thats one of the "benefits"

Mum

I will wait to e-mail this if others wish to contribute more or congratulate. My daughter has never posted to this forum, but she used to post on H2O as Paradiseplum.

Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. - Horace

I have learned to live each day as it comes and not to borrow trouble by dreading tomorrow. - Dorothy Dix

refiners fire

Absolute minimum standard to be qualified as a certified apostate is:
Must have read extensively,in Church History.
At least ALL of the works of Russell. Full knowledge of Parallel dispensations,pyramids,and all date setting and doctrinal shifting
under Russell.Must be able to demonstrate all these from first hand, original source material.
Must be fully conversant with all Rutherford evils and have read "Finished Mystery" at least 4 times, Russells "will" documentation,and all Watchtower publications between years 1918-1938.
Full documentation of birth of the GB in 1971,and 1975 prediction.
Anyone who doesnt know all of that is no Dub apostate.

Xena

You mean I am NOT an apostate???? You know you work and work...you commit every sin known to man and it just isn't good enough....story of my life!

Apostate minimum qualifications

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