By the authority invested in me, I pronounce her BORG FREE
Apostate minimum qualifications
by Mum 23 Replies latest jw friends
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jterfehr
But, there ARE easier ways to become an apostate. In my case I just started associating with one. But, I beleive by far the easiest way is to just send a simple letter to the Body of Elders in your cong. It could go something like this.
Anyone Anywhere
1234 Lost Ave
Confused City, CA 00000Dear Former Brothers,
I have come to realize that you and your organization are full of shit. Please don't call me or attempt to contact me.
Sincerely
Anyone
This will in fact guaranty your admission to the congregation of Apostasy. Further, the brothers will think you are crazy and if you later change your mind you can recant the whole thing. No long drawn out letter, they wouldn't change their beliefs if Jesus thumped them on the head. So don't waste your breath or your ink. Have a great "free" life.
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borgfree
Moman,
You can't, that name is exclusively mine.
Welcome to Apostateville Mums daughter. And congratulations!
Borgfree
"You can fool some of the people all of the time" especially if you are a member of the WT GB
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Xena
lol jterfehr I like your style!!!!