Dumbest Awake Title Ever?

by metatron 63 Replies latest jw friends

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    Their feet can be powerful weapons

    from http://www.watchtower.org/e/19990722/article_01.htm

  • kriptonian7
    kriptonian7
    Kenny G--What is the Bible's View?

    he bible does not approve, because he has long hair...like jesus...ooops wait, what?!?

  • Simon Morley
    Simon Morley

    "Methamphetamine - Not what it is Cracked Up to be"

    "The Latte - is it really mainly MIlk?

    "Wireless or Corded - Which Mouse is for you?"

    "Nose Picking - Evolution or nasty habit?"

  • WuzLovesDubs
    WuzLovesDubs

    "Revelation - Its Grand Climax! - Should we read it three more times for emphasis?"

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    "Revelation - Its Grand Climax!... and Climax!... and Climax!..."

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    Dehumidifers vs Humidifers - Does God Really Care Which One is Right? (also in this issue: Young People Ask: Whats Wrong with Table Legs and Fornication?)

    Hamburger Helper and the Mosaic Law - Leading Us Back To Christ? (also in this issue: Young People Ask: Is Texting and Satanism Related?)

    Old People, Young People, and Houses (also in this issue: Young People Ask: Why Can't I Blow Up My School?)

    Beaver Meatloaf - Tasty Local Cuisine or Destroying God's Creation? What do the Beavers think? (also in this issue: Young People Ask: Should I Try to Get on a Reality TV Show By Pretending to Fly in a Weather Balloon?)

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    'Sexting' - Is It For True Christians?

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    A lot of funny stuff. Reposting one:

    '"Cherry Cola - Friend or Foe"'

    S

  • Girlie
    Girlie

    You all are too funny. LMAO!

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    I remember an Awake! from about 1958 that had this title on the cover:

    "Trick Or Treat - Juvenile Blackmail!"

    The implication of course, is that the notion of candy gathering on Halloween is so evil that some little 4 year old girl is going to burn your house down and poison your dog if you don't give her a Tootsie Roll when she knocks on your door. The truth is more likely they would want to burn your house down if you stuffed a Watchtower magazine in their goodies bag instead of the Tootsie Roll. In that case, I wouldn't blame them at all if they did.

    Even as a young boy dub, I thought that Awake! cover title was over-the-top.

    Farkel

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