Their feet can be powerful weapons
Dumbest Awake Title Ever?
by metatron 63 Replies latest jw friends
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daniel-p
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kriptonian7
Kenny G--What is the Bible's View?
he bible does not approve, because he has long hair...like jesus...ooops wait, what?!?
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Simon Morley
"Methamphetamine - Not what it is Cracked Up to be"
"The Latte - is it really mainly MIlk?
"Wireless or Corded - Which Mouse is for you?"
"Nose Picking - Evolution or nasty habit?"
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WuzLovesDubs
"Revelation - Its Grand Climax! - Should we read it three more times for emphasis?"
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daniel-p
"Revelation - Its Grand Climax!... and Climax!... and Climax!..."
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AllTimeJeff
Dehumidifers vs Humidifers - Does God Really Care Which One is Right? (also in this issue: Young People Ask: Whats Wrong with Table Legs and Fornication?)
Hamburger Helper and the Mosaic Law - Leading Us Back To Christ? (also in this issue: Young People Ask: Is Texting and Satanism Related?)
Old People, Young People, and Houses (also in this issue: Young People Ask: Why Can't I Blow Up My School?)
Beaver Meatloaf - Tasty Local Cuisine or Destroying God's Creation? What do the Beavers think? (also in this issue: Young People Ask: Should I Try to Get on a Reality TV Show By Pretending to Fly in a Weather Balloon?)
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daniel-p
'Sexting' - Is It For True Christians?
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Satanus
A lot of funny stuff. Reposting one:
'"Cherry Cola - Friend or Foe"'
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Girlie
You all are too funny. LMAO!
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Farkel
I remember an Awake! from about 1958 that had this title on the cover:
"Trick Or Treat - Juvenile Blackmail!"
The implication of course, is that the notion of candy gathering on Halloween is so evil that some little 4 year old girl is going to burn your house down and poison your dog if you don't give her a Tootsie Roll when she knocks on your door. The truth is more likely they would want to burn your house down if you stuffed a Watchtower magazine in their goodies bag instead of the Tootsie Roll. In that case, I wouldn't blame them at all if they did.
Even as a young boy dub, I thought that Awake! cover title was over-the-top.
Farkel