Dumbest Awake Title Ever?

by metatron 63 Replies latest jw friends

  • WuzLovesDubs
    WuzLovesDubs

    I caught the PO's daughter snogging another girl: Intragender snogging, is it Christian?

  • besty
    besty

    Celebrity Members - Should JW's Get Some White Ones?

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    1 million uses of the avocado

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    2 + 2.... does it equal 5?

    see how we came up with our chronology inside

  • chickpea
    chickpea


    Obituary Notices:
    Where to Find
    Low-Hanging Fruit

  • darkl1ght3r
    darkl1ght3r

    What's Going On In My Pants? -- A Growing Concern

    Ten Signs You're In a Cult! -- And Why They Don't Apply to Us.

    Young People Ask: Why Are All the Kids Leaving the Organization? Should I?

    Delightful Dust!

    The Bible's Viewpoint: Why the Israelite Kings Could Sleep With As Many Women As they Wanted But You Can't.

    Pluto -- A Planet or Not? -- Proof Scientists Don't Know What the Hell They're Doing.

    Lucky Charms -- Harmless Breakfast Cereal? Or Gateway to the Occult?

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    I think this is a real one (couldn't make it up if I tried!):

    "Your Servant the Pencil"

  • sooner7nc
    sooner7nc

    Masturbation! It's grand climax at hand!

  • 5thGeneration
    5thGeneration

    Hot Dogs: Are they for True Christians?

    The Hot Dog

    By Charles Panati

    Excerpted from "Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things

    The history of the hot dog begins 3,500 years ago with the Babylonians, who stuffed animal intestines with spiced meats. Several civilizations adopted, modified, or independently created the dish; the Greeks called it orya, the Romans, salsus, the origin of our word "sausage".

    The decline of the sausage preceded that of the Roman Empire. According the the oldest known Roman cookbook, written in AD 228, sausage was a favorite dish at the annual pagan festival Lupercalia, held February 15 in honor of the pastoral god Lupercus. The celebration included sexual initiation rites, and some writers have suggested that sausage served as more than just a food.


    The early Catholic Church is known to have outlawed the Lupercalia a made eating sausage a sin. And when Constanine the Great, the 4th century emperor of Rome, embraced Christianity, he too, banned sausage consumption. As would happen in the twentieth century with liquor prohibition, the Roman populace indulged

    in "bootlegged" sausage to such an extent that officials, conceding the ban was unenforceable, eventually repealed it.

  • ldrnomo
    ldrnomo

    I think a good idea for a magazine title would be:

    "Watchtower Society- Trash or Burn?".

    LD

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