by highdose 26 Replies latest social humour
in honer of a privious thread i thought about trying out some stupid awake titles. Am sure everyone else will do better but here goes...
Awake! Cars Horns- is it christlike to honk them?
Awake! High Heels- a dangerous threat to our society?
Awake! Why do we have belly buttons?
Awake! Special edition: How can i donate more to the JW's?
5 points for each title. 10 points if you can think of a magazine presentation for it...
"Awake! Is Sleep Overrated?" The article could be about getting 1 hour less sleep a day to dedicate to 'the cause' and spend it out on field service.
Awake! do we really need the internet?
Awake! You can be brainwashed like these guys on your doorstep too!
Hair coloring - Is It For Christians?
suggested presentation-Hello, we were talking to our neighbors about an issue that effects all of our lives in one way or another. Many people today color their hair. How do you feel about that? Do you think it's something that would be appoved by God? Allow for response. Well, there is a principle here at 1 Timothy 2:9 explain: Now, this scripture is speaking of women, but the principle applies to men too, now would using harmful chemicals on our body really be using "soundness of mind?"Well, this article in the latest Awake answers this and many other questions regarding hair coloring which is so prevalent today. I'm sure you'll find this article of interest. And if I may, I'd like to stop back and see what you thought of that article. And show you from the Bible how the need for hair coloring will soon be a thing of the past.
The Christian view of toe-nail fungus.
Rub a Dub
Self Abuse: Does your left hand know what your right hand is doing ?
Rub a Dub
Stalking-A Harmful Practice?
Vegemite-Just For Australians?
Christians and Daylight Savings Time.
Made Up Awake Articles, What Does The Bible Teach?
Purple Rain-Does It Really Exist?
"MLM Marketing Programs: Are They Beneficial?"
"Hi, I'm here selling magazines about selling more magazines for your religion...
"Oh, I'm sorry this doesn't interest you, While I'm here would you like to look at this megavitamin catalog?"
Google - Pagan origins?
TV commercials - Why not appropriate for True Christians?
Should we accept medical advice from House or Gray's Anatomy?
Erectile Dysfunction- Why it's really a blessing!
