Reasoning with the Sisters
How to be unleavened with vaginal yeast
Oral Sex - Wise use of the tongue?
Why thinking for yourself can be fatal!
Joke Awake titles
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keyser soze
PMS- Is it caused by demons?
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Prov1320
A woman's period - unchristian use of blood?
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glenster
Watch Tower ('14): "War isn't a sign of the end...unless there's a really big
war."
Watchtower ('43): "Jehovah won't permit the formation of Israel as sure as
we'll always worship our created Christ."
Watchtower ('63): "Satanic Catholics--why the good Lord should kill Bob
Newhart and Danny Thomas with bricks."
Watchtower ('83): "Sign of the end: Herpes."
Reasoning from the Scriptures: "How to talk to a Jew"
Should You Believe in the Trinity?: "Let's ask a Hindu guy."
Awake!: "The hidden pagan filth of the illustrators of Reader's Digest"
Watchtower ('03): "The end has begun ending--when will it end ending?"
Awake!: "History's secret members of the Kingdom Hall of the 144,000--the
inventor of the break room at Walmart." -
Wasanelder Once
Do you love your big screen TV more than Christian meetings? Why?
Does God really care about your gas mileage?
Will you live to see the end of this system?
W.Once
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besty
Holding Hands While Praying - Is It For Everybody?
erm...wait a minute....
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Goshawk
Awake! Suicide Bombers - the fastest way to spread the ministry?
Awake! Extrasolar Planets, moving where the need is great.
Awake! Tampons, are they really Satan's finger?
Awake! Universities, what have they got that we can't teach you?
Awake! The United Nations and the WT$, is the library big enough for both?
Awake! Global Warming, is all the hot air coming from Brooklyn?
Awake! Millions living will never die Knock Again!
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teel
Smurfs - The dark truth behind the toys.
Defecation - When will it end?
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Meeting Junkie No More
Watchtower ('03): "The end has begun ending--when will it end ending?" LOL
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Leolaia
Awake! Extrasolar Planets, moving where the need is great.
LOL....good one.
The classic Awake! title is the "Are Cats For Christians?" parody from JWD.