Grab me a sack o spuds and some dirty Mexican rice, or is it Mexican dirty rice?
I Am Going to Town
by snowbird 77 Replies latest jw friends
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snowbird
Red spuds or white spuds?
Sylvia
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John Doe
White of course.
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snowbird
White food is not good for you.
Sylvia
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snowbird
Where is this here place?
Sylvia
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John Doe
Looks like a yankee town to me.
White food is the best Sylvia. Porterhouse and ribeye steaks, apples and carrots, ho hos and peanuts. I ask you, what's better than that?
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snowbird
What are ho hos?
Sylvia
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snowbird
Are?
Never heard of them until now!
Sylvia
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AGuest
Okie, ah needs me sum:
1. Keroseen awrul... ‘an wiks, if’n dey got ‘em…
2. Suga' (bofe ‘da brown ‘n ‘da white kine, fo ‘ma holiday cookin’)
3. Coffee (yeah, 'wit sum 'o dat chikery!)
4. Sodie krakers
6. A Seers ‘n Robuk cat-e-log (and if’n the sto' ain’t got nun o' dem, git me wun o’dem allm’naks)
7. A chaw 'o tobbacky (fo’ da field hans – cuz y’all knows, 'tis havist tim’ ‘n ah gots 'ta keep the gennulmens hepy! Weez got sweet taters ‘n punkins ‘n corn ‘dis seesun…)
8. Les see… sum ‘o dem grate big ‘ol pickuls… two ‘o dem…
9. ‘En sum linin ‘en kullered thred so’s I kin make fancy towuls ‘ta giv as gifs ‘fo krismus (ah needs a new thimbul, to!)
‘En enny thang else’n yo sees when yo’s at ‘da sto wut y’all thinks ah might’n need. Heer go to dolla and fiddy sent. ‘Dat sho nuff shud cuva t’all.
If’n not… jus’ tell ‘ol Mr. Hankie put tone my credik ‘en ah’ll pay’em wunst ‘da havist dun cum in.
Plez holla at Miz Jonson down t'way on yer way bak - cuz she bin ill 'n I ain't got t' see her yit.
And thanky kin’ly, f’offrin’ Miz Silvie!! Ah luvs y'all en ax 'dat the Good Lawd bles y’all… en all y’alls hows!
Yo sirvint,
Miz Sheby, frum down t’way… on her ownsef…
