The Two Creepy Commandments

by Farkel 59 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Thanks, Farkel. Glad to see that you are up and around posting things. I copied and pasted the second part of your letter. It's so enlightening. Thank you!

  • The Almighty Homer
    The Almighty Homer

    A basic morality is that love should be expressed outwardly to another out respect for the love which was received.

    The supposed god of the bible was the epitome of pure evil for the things he did and for the things he didn't do.

    Jehovah certainly was a creepy god out of all the other gods, people to this day think by worshiping him they are going to be rewarded by living in Paradise

    in a state of immortality. As pleasant of a thought that might be, I don't think its going to happen. I don't even trust his publishing company.

  • dgp
    dgp

    Nice one, Farkel, considering the circumstances

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I can't be forced to love someone just because that person is going to give me something great. There are two ways that people are lured to worship and "love" such a God: Free loot (paradise and life) and fear (Armageddon). Those are two extreme opposites.

    What if I loved God just because but I didn't want to live forever. Would I have a choice?

  • watson
    watson

    Still laughing about the foxy lady description.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    White Dove,

    :What if I loved God just because but I didn't want to live forever. Would I have a choice?

    Sure. Once you've lived as long as you wanted to live, just piss God off. Wham! You're toast!

    Simple!

    Farkel

  • flipper
    flipper

    " A balding sister with severe gout and acne who weighs about as much as your average tow truck ( but is not as attractive as a tow truck ) ? Wow ! Mrs. Flipper won't have to worry about Mr. Flipper having any " circumstancial fornication " immoral dreams tonight I imagine. We're talking " limp biscuit " now. LOL ! Great thread Farkel - really liked your illustration. One of the most vivid ones I can remember. Now if I can get the image of the " balding sister " out of my mind before I go to sleep- I'll do fine

  • ldrnomo
    ldrnomo

    Thanks a lot Flipper, I was just starting to forget about her.

    LD

  • BabaYaga
    BabaYaga

    FARKEL! Glad to see you. I hope you are doing a bit better...? Please check your PM's.

    And yes, you slapped that scripture silly. It is yet another scripture which is creepy and makes no sense (the whole idea of an "OMNIPOTENT" being NEEDING anything in the first place... isn't that a contradiction in terms...?)

    Welcome home

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    How about an OMNISCIENT needing to go down to a city to see if it really is as bad as the rumors say it is.

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