my wife just laughed but then my wife is 25 LOL
Major Debate :-)
by AwSnap 31 Replies latest jw friends
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OnTheWayOut
If the lady is clearly not "old" and it is clearly understood to be a term of endearment in a strange sort of "opposite" way (like the huge guy always being named "Tiny" or "Little Mike" or something unexpected), then the clearly understood "opposite" term, "Tiny Dick" might be appropriate.
But since it is an attack on a man's manhood, he would have to know that it is an opposite and she doesn't think it's tiny at all, the same way she knows he doesn't find her old.
OR if he really means she is old and chooses to insult her, then all is fair game.
My friends call me STUPID or IDIOT all the time, but I know that they really think I am a genius so I am okay with their jealous irony. -
AwSnap
She complains "I am NOT a crack ho ... anymore, I stopped using crack....Now I am just a ho" LOL My wife is SOOOO cool. I'd be totally cool being called a crack ho by my husband and its for the exact same reason your wife is cool with it. Its completely false, a joke and lighthearted (well, maybe inappropriate in some households, but sarcasm in our house *if lighthearted* is fine).
If the lady is clearly not "old" and it is clearly understood to be a term of endearment in a strange sort of "opposite" way (like the huge guy always being named "Tiny" or "Little Mike" or something unexpected), then the clearly understood "opposite" term, "Tiny Dick" might be appropriate.
But since it is an attack on a man's manhood, he would have to know that it is an opposite and she doesn't think it's tiny at all, the same way she knows he doesn't find her old. Here's the thing: I AM older than he is, although I'm obviously hotter than he is Just as calling a man "Tany d*ck) is an attack on his manhood, even if not true, is the SAME thing as calling your wife an ole lady....you're suggesting she's old. (I'm trying to say 'tiny' in a country way, get it? TA-nee...lol...cant figure out what to type. I could say it with a British accent: 'ToYnayyy' ). I don't consider myself highly sensitive. But I am a woman and dont think a man should be talking to his friends about his OLD/OLE lady. It's disrespectful, and its nice to see others agree.
Onthewayout: my man likes it when I call him Stupid, Idiot, and a$$, but I dont. Men are so weird.
Purplesofa, you just made me spit my coffee all over the computer that picture is naaaasty!
Hey, when you're typing, can you type d*ck instead? I'm enjoying this thread and dont want it to be shut down. Sorry, is that ooooverly sensitive of me to ask?
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Caedes
Mrs Caedes and I call each other lots of names, all in jest of course. There is nothing wrong however with laying down boundaries of where such things should stop, there is nothing wrong with being sensitive on a subject.
Don't remember ever pronouncing tiny as ToYnayyy, that might be because British people rarely talk like Dick Van Dyke.
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AwSnap
It took me a second to figure out what you were talking about with the Dick Van Dyke reference, and then I busted out laughing
ThYnk Youuuu fo MYking may Lof
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HappyGuy
My wife calls me:
Pimp Daddy, Sugar Daddy, Crack Daddy, Portable ATM Machine, Filling Station, Alzheimer's Patient among other things
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Finally-Free
If I heard a woman call her husband her "tiny dick" I would wonder why she's still his old lady.
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HappyGuy
If my wife called me her "tiny dick" the Portable ATM Machine would become non-functional due to mechanical failure.
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Robdar
IMO "Tiny D*ck is a mean spirited retort. Why not just call him "fart blossom?"
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ziddina
AAAAAAAAaaaagh! PurpleSofa, Now you've made me go BLIND!!!
Zid
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