Rapture
if you had a choice on the method of your death
by John Doe 31 Replies latest jw friends
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God_Delusion
The same way Jesus, Mithra and Horus died.
Carlos
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restrangled
After watching too much old age suffering.....peacefully in my sleep, minus the oxygen tanks, diapers, and heavy duty drugs.
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TheClarinetist
@BurnTheShips - Thats actually based on a joke by Christopher Titus. Wonderful story, though.
I have a friend that wants to go down riding a motorcycle into the grand canyon.
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keyser soze
Decapitation.
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RULES & REGULATIONS
It would have to be on a 99 day around the world cruise having too much food,sun,and entertainment.My last meal would be a nice greek salad with lots of bread,a nice cup of lentil soup, a filet well done,baked potato,lots of vegetables,and a cannoli with hot coffee.
I would just fall asleep in my room never to wake up. The Captain would then ask the female show dancers to throw me overboard in the waters of Bora Bora. Then the salty water would just dissolve me into fish food.
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Elsewhere
First I would want to ensure my house was nice and clean before I died. It would be terribly embarrassing if people went into my house only to find a huge bachelor mess.
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leec
I'd have to with either being eaten alive by ants, or drowned in a sewage treatment plant.
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minimus
during sex instantly croaking
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zoiks
Chased off a cliff by a gang of naked female soccer (football for you Europeans) players.