Why don't YOU have a go at an obvious Prophecy! Jesus said increased wars, earthqaukes, pestilence {obvious prophecies} but here are mine.
1. Verily I say Interest Rates will rise and fall like "the sea of mankind."
2. There shall be riots and turmoil after Soccer matches...see that you are not terrified, for these things must take place..."
3. There will be great thunderstorms, and hot sunny days that never end....then nice mild days shall increase...and freezing Winters shall fall apoun us....followed by blistering hot summer nights. And people shall not know where to hide."
4. Ants shall plague mankind! They shall enter thy houses, and thy drinking vessels, and you shall not find peace from them.
4. There will be False Prophets who will mislead many....but thats not me....I'm the real deal...follow me, but not them."