I feel badly for them and feel like crying.
JW C@fe freaking out over NASA report!
by sacolton 74 Replies latest jw friends
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Married to the Mob
Oh that has made my day! I needed a laugh
Back in the middle ages, people still thought the world was flat and had to deal with accepting it was actually round.
Yet this lot panic over 1.26 micro seconds!
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worldtraveller
So the planet is going to lose its orbit. So, Witnesses only will survive as the planet wanders out of orbit and either freezes, or slams into the sun.
Wow, the beginning of the end. Anyone else going to lose some sleep tonight? I thought not.
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rebel8
I need a Sandwich!..
Or..
I`m going to eat one of my Grandchildren!..
Dude. How do you think this stuff up? Once again, tears are coming out of my eyes. rofl
That must be the human sacrifices we've been hearing so much about.
Um, Mr. Hornygold, the earth doesn't move like a car. It does not have an "axil". And I think you mean "axel".
OMG!! ROFL! I couldn't imagine what he was talking about until I read your post.
I understand the lack of education or spelling skills....but come on. Do none of these people have spell check?
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rebel8
http://jehovahs-witness-news.blogspot.com/
So...check out right underneath the story.
"This JWN post is--
- Informitive
- Interesting
- Timely"
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agonus
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the elders were right... Must go back and get re-instated before a flaming asteroid kills me and sends me to eternal torment nothing happens."
Priceless!!!
I love it when dubs ask "But what if you're wrong"?
Well, then I guess I die at Armageddon. I really hadn't planned on never dying anyway, so I guess I can handle it.
If YOU'RE wrong, on the other hand...
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shamus100
Can't stop laughing at this thread...
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agonus
"But you won't make it into the New System!"
What do you care? In the New System you'll be so happy you won't even remember me. Besides, why can't Jehovah recreate a new me who Believes The Truth TM if he wants to?
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aquagirl
I love you guys!!!!And no,its not the vicodin talking...
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agonus
FWIW, I believe NASA's "public" propaganda about as much as I believe the WT's "public" propaganda...
If you think NASA any longer has a shred of credibility, I've got one word for you: LCROSS.