JW C@fe freaking out over NASA report! (page 6)

lingno2

may i join....

whatever be..

yeterday we have also eartquake not that intensified

our place is a tropic oe but 1 of the Gov. agency states that there is no wet & dry season anymore bec. of climate change, is there relevant to NASA claim?

sacolton

Many Jehovah's Witnesses are home schooled. Can you imagine what they are taught?

Child: Mom, what causes earthquakes?

Mom: Jehovah's anger, but it also might be Satan.

Child: What makes the sky blue?

Mom: Jehovah painted it that way.

Child: Where does rain come from?

Mom: Those are Jehovah Gods tears.

Child: What about rainbows?

Mom: Jehovah made rainbows as a promise not to flood the world anymore.

Child: Were there rainbows before the flood?

Mom: ... uh, let's do a Watchtower Study.

PSacramento

Earthquakes or any strong seismic event, CAN cause a shift, supposedly.

The magnitude 9.1 Sumatran in 2004 that generated an Indian Ocean tsunami shortened the day by 6.8 microseconds and shifted the axis by about 2.3 milliarcseconds.

This is normal everyday stuff.

Mad Sweeney

The world is naturally dynamic and both crazy Dubs and worldly chicken littles can't seem to accept that fact.

poppers

Child: Were there rainbows before the flood?
Mom: ... uh, let's do a Watchtower Study.

I can't remember exactly who said this, but once I heard some Christian preacher on TV say that prior to the flood it had never rained, that when it did start to rain nobody knew what was happening because they had no experience with it before. Anyone else hear that?

snowbird

Poppers, JW's taught that, also.

Genesis 2:5 -6 At the time God made Earth and Heaven, before any grasses or shrubs had sprouted from the ground—God hadn't yet sent rain on Earth, nor was there anyone around to work the ground (the whole Earth was watered by underground springs)— MSG

Those 'fraidy cats on JWC@fe need to re-read this:

Matthew 24:6 ... keep your head and don't panic. This is routine history; this is no sign of the end. MSG

Sylvia

poppers

Poppers, JW's taught that, also.

So the water cycle never happened prior to the flood. Amazing. I wonder what happened to all of that evaporated water? I guess it must not have evaporated - yeah, that's the ticket. Which would also mean that clouds never existed either.

notverylikely

Child: Were there rainbows before the flood?

Mom: ... uh, let's do a Watchtower Study.

Everyone knows it never rained before the flood. A heavy fog or mist watered everything. That's basic provenable science. Scientists have proved this by drilling into the ice cores and before 3000 years ago there was no ICE, so there couldn't have been RAIN!

On a more serious note, I was at a graduation party for my neice and I literally heard a conversation similiar to the one I just faked up about the ice. Apparently one guy was talking about how scientist could tell a lot about global weather from ice cores from Antarctica, Greenland, etc. The followup comment was that when they got down to about 3000 years back they would finally find proof of the flood. Of course, no one knew they were well past 15000 years back. Or that, if you follow JW mythology, then there WOULDN'T be any ice 3000 years ago because the entire earth was a paradise with no rain and a single continent or something.

PSacramento

Matthew 24:6 ... keep your head and don't panic. This is routine history; this is no sign of the end. MSG

Sylvia

The problem is that the NWT doesn't translate it like that, as my MW Mom told me this morning in panic.

See, the GB want's the CO to get all the personal info of everyone, "just in case".

One more sign that the end is near !!

snowbird

Matthew 24:6 ... see that YOU are not terrified. For these things must take place, but the end is not yet. NWT

Legerdemain.

Sylvia

JW C@fe freaking out over NASA report!

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