Stephen, then you're going to the Memorial?
No, the "Memorial" is a sham as you rightly point out.
There is only two directives against not eating and drinking and that is against gluttons and drunkards 1 Corinthians 11:21 and those who do not "discern the body of the Lord" 1 Corinthians 11:27-29
To take the bread and wine is a command from the Lord for all believers, in the same way baptism is Luke 22:18-20, 1 Corinthians 11:23-25
I "proclaim the Lord's Death until He comes" likely once a month or two 1 Corinthians 11:26
Surely as the WT proclaim the Lord returned in 1914 that they should have stopped their "Memorial" back then also?!
Blessings,
Stephen