How to Construct a Creationist/Theistic Argument - By Ben Spencer
Step 1
Come up with a supposed self-apparent, universal, unbreakable, and yet ultimately unprovable "law".
For example:
- All effects require a cause. Therefore, there must be a first cause.
- All complex life-forms require a designer. Life cannot come from non-life.
Step 2
Come up with a being that the law created in Step 1 does not apply to.
For Example:
- God
Step 3
Deny all evidence and logic that reveals the gaping hole in your argument.
For Example:
- *fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU.