Embarrassed because I had never heard an expression before

by Lady Lee 101 Replies latest members adult

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  mindmelda

  LOL"as the organs dictated"...sorry that put a very weird image in my head of a penis and vulva with little Hitler mustaches yelling, "Ve will tell you VAT to do wit us or you vill be sorry!"

  How do genitalia "dictate" usage? There's nothing in that ridiculously vague statement that tells me anything. The only thing that dictates usage of anything is culture and society...what you hear and are taught is acceptable, proper, right and wrong. Or maybe your pain tolerance! But wow, that's the most non-informative sentence ever.

  Genitals only say, "I NEED ATTENTION RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT!" or at least, that's all I ever heard from mine or anyone else's...figuratively speaking, of course. A literal talking penis or vulva is well...actually pretty darn hilarious.
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  Think About It

  LOL I thought "The Shocker" was a regional thing!

  "The Shocker" is a regional thing. "The Spocker" is an intergalactic thing.

  

  Think About It
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  mindmelda

  Hey, I can do the Spocker with both hands. I'm BiSpockual!
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  Confuzzled

  The "Spocker" looks like it has possiblities......
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  man in black

  Out in service one afternoon with my wife, and one of the elders wives /pioneer comes up to us and asks

  "hows tricks"

  we looked at each other, and later my wife explained to her what that term meant

  ( a prostitute who was working).

  She got all huffy and walked away
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  Namaste

  Back when I was attempting to pioneer in a "where the need was great" territory I as partnered with a very sweet, young, sincere sister. One day she had been given quite a talking too by another pioneer about something stupid and petty (small congregation, very small minds) and as she was relating the conversation to me she said that the woman had "ripped her a new one". After I picked my jaw up off the floor and stopped giggling I asked her if she knew what that meant. Sure enough she didn't and I had the privilege of explaining it to her.
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  awildflower

  This thread is so funny and it's exactly the type of thing that will happen to me I know it. I can say since I've left the jw's, sometimes I want to say a cus word duing a conversation, like maybe "bitch, or shit or ass", nothing to bad, but the other day I was trying to be serious and use the word shit about something and I cracked myself up! Everytime I say a cus word outloud I crack up! It sounds so funny coming out of me. And I'm ALWAYS asking my kids what something means, I've even asked on the board at times. Funny!
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  Luo bou to

  Lady Lee You like to give the impression your broad minded... counsellor and all....Well if your going to delete my posts ... With respect You can stick your forum where the sun doesn't shine.... I'm sure there will be others here that can explain for you exactly where that is. I will not log on again to hear your response... justification... so don't bother replying...shunning something I learned as a JW
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  fokyc

  I just love the ads which appear during this thread!

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  Perhaps LadyLee could/would explain some of them?
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  donny

  I was raised pretty sheltered too and the only time I heard the word "dildo" was from a neighbor kid who used it like "dork" or "bonehead". When you did something stupid he called you a dildo.

  Fast forward about eight years and I am a quick build project in North Texas and this elder who was trying to lend a hand on our decking crew kept dropping tools just after picking them up and after several of these fumbles I called him a dildo. You could have heard a pin drop and imagine my embarrasement when I learned what it really was.

  Donny