Don't buy anything at the meat market or yard sales or else you could turn out like me?

by dissed 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • peaches
    peaches

    OPPS....

  • The Finger
    The Finger

    I don't know how it works. But I do know that items of clothing can bring the demons in to your home. With Quija boards, the school my daughter attended felt the need to warn the students of the dangers in an assembly, nothing to do with religion.

  • dinah
    dinah

    that "car loving demon" part made me snort.

  • four candles
    four candles

    So......................second hand Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin albums are out then???

    Oops...too late.

  • The Finger
  • Elsewhere
  • dissed
    dissed

    Just got back in from driving all day......

    There are some funny comments here......

    JWoods - Dodge Demon? That would be correct. JW's could not own one, but I think they could buy the Plymouth equivalent 'Duster'

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Where Tuperware and dishes contained 'legions' of demons, old cars had Jehovah's wall of invisible protection that even the most die harded, car loving demon couldn't penetrate
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    I think demons especially like Tuperware because it keeps them fresh and ready to terrorize poor, unsuspecting dubbies.

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter
    ...old cars had Jehovah's wall of invisible protection that even the most die harded, car loving demon couldn't penetrate.

    Car-loving demons prefer impractical sports cars with teeny back seats and hardly any room in the trunk for literature, nothing you'd want to use for field service. No self-respecting demon would want to posess a sensible four-door station wagon.

  • aquagirl
    aquagirl

    In "Wolves amoung Sheep" the book about the Canadian Jw who murders his wife and 2 stepkids,the first thing the elders ask him in jail was if it were the demons that made him do it. I find that ironic.

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