Would 2 young Witnesses stuck in an elevator with no Chaperon really commit fornication? Realistic??

by Witness 007 22 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Yes Witness theology claims that 2 people {regardless of sex} left alone in a room will start bonking.....does this happen all the time in real life??? Maybe in a Penthouse magazine! I have never heard of two people say, stuck in an elevator or broken down bus getting so hot and bothered that they start bonking....it's completly nuts. Like Brothers can't drive young Sisiters to the Meetings.....unless they sit in the back! In case "the fever" suddenly hits them. Is this realistic?

  • yknot
    yknot

    I think it reflects the sexually repressed WTS leaders and writers thoughts and feelings.

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    Then again ..... Maybe they are the ones reading those penthouse type magazines

  • Cagefighter
    Cagefighter

    I was a witness youth and knew a couple of girls and the answer is most definitely we would have started bonking if trapped in an elevator.. LOL

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    I'll need to see a picture of the young lady before I can answer.

  • Cagefighter
    Cagefighter

    Picture of lady not needed for me.. I did em all the hall... Fat ones, ugly ones, pretty ones and skinny ones.

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    I think they are inadvertently giving them good ideas: "hmmmmmm in an elevator, never thought of that, let's try that!"

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    I think this would be quite possible, yes. Two hormonally filled youngins with no outlet(no mast.) and it could happen. Heck, in my opinion the best way to stay "chaste" if you're young and dating it to jerk it as much as you can when you know you're going to be going out, and you'll be too spent to fool around :P

  • lepermessiah
    lepermessiah

    How could you pass up the opportunity?

    Aerosmith:

    Love in an Elevator - Livin' it up while I'm going down!

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    Great Leper now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    Also if a male and a female are in a bethel room by themselves they will have sex UNLESS...the door is open! Thus the reason for the rule at bethel that 2 people of the opposite sex cannot be in a room together with the door closed.

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