I hope this will help my all pork barbecue business next door to the mosque! I'll have specials to offer: pulled pork (it was pulled while the hog was still alive), Fried squash (in remembence of those in the twin towers), smoked beans (for those bodies that were found), and my special brew of Allah beer that is called suicide mohammad that is served in a glass that is shaped like the dome of the rock and is 100 proof.
Don't forget to include a continuously running 'Draw Mohommed' contest for kids and adults. The best drawings to be displayed in the window.