How many women does it take to screw in a lightbul

Tatiana

One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?? Because nobody else in this darn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know the lightbulb is FREAKING BURNED OUT! They would all sit in this FREAKING HOUSE in the DARK for DAYS before they tried to figure it out! And once they had FIGURED it out, they wouldn't be able to FIND the light bulbs, despite the fact that they have been in the SAME CUPBOARD FOR THE PAST 17 YEARS!!! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually FIND the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from 2 rooms over to stand on to change the stupid lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT UNDER THE LIGHT!!! AND UNDERNEATH THE FREAKING CHAIR WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULB CAME IN!!

WHY?? BECAUSE NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE EVER EVEN CARRIES OUT THE FREAKING GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER THAT WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGH THE WHOLE HOUSE!! IT WILL TAKE THE NATIONAL GUARD TO CLEAN THIS PIGSTY!!!! NO!!! PIGS WOULD EVEN REJECT THIS PLACE!!!!

I'm sorry, what did you ask me?

April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
http://www.network54.com/Forum/171905

Seeker

hehe, whereas I saw the words "women" and "screw" and wandered on in....

Focus

Tatiana, you made me laugh - thanks! I know exactly where you are coming from.

What follows has nothing to do with Tatiana, but everything to do with the attitudes and screwed-up thinking of some others here.

BUT it is sad that if an apparent male had posted a similar joke but with an implied anti-female stance, he'd get the Xena Warrior Class (who level base, false charges and then run away pretending to be the victim without apologizing or retracting), the Hypocrite Class (see previous), the Prickly Class, the Piglet Class, the "Oh Poor Me!" Class, the Prima Donna Class, the "Persecution! Persecution!" Class, the Paranoid Class, the Ignorant Class, the nnoderator Class and the Ballerina Class all a-baying for his foreskin.

Now what shall I do next?

Go out distributing photographs of myself to everyone I can think of, immersed as I would have to be in my own self-delusion and vanity, and then come bawling for help when more people see them than I intended?

Starting yowling when, through my own poor knowledge of colloquial English, I mistake a casual reference to losing one's temper to menstruation and then scream the house down?

Destroy the anti-WTS work of dozens that took months and months through my insane and inept and incompetent and inconsiderate and inane and intrusive and iniquitous censorship and random cancellation, and then when all the talent has left my piss-ass little board, come howling here that no one loves me and that there are large, detailed, conspiracies and plots forming against me?

Nope. There are others here who already do a far, far better job of the above idiocies than I ever could - should I be nuts enough to wish to!

Clues to be found at http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=19593&site=3&page=1

Keep the jokes rolling, Tatiana... the real life ones are always best!

--
Focus
(Anti-Feminazi Class)

Ranchette

April,
I have felt just this frustrated before and still do from time to time.
I have no complaint with any of this as far as my husband goes but the two little piggys that we claim as our children well that a whole different story!

Ranchette

Scully

Dear Sweet Focus:

you write:

Now what shall I do next?
<snip>
Starting yowling when, through my own poor knowledge of colloquial English, I mistake a casual reference to losing one's temper to menstruation and then scream the house down?

'Tis a little known fact that the features of a man that women find attractive are influenced by the varying hormonal levels she experiences at the mercy of her menstrual cycle.

For example, on the 12-15th days of her cycle, when she is likely to be at the height of fertility, she goes for the angular jaw, the chiselled chin, the bedroom eyes, well-defined muscles and the charming wit. However in the several days just prior to menstruation, she favors the look of a man with a pair of scissors in his temple.

Love, Scully

It is not persecution for an informed person
to expose a certain religion as being false. - WT 11/15/63

A religion that teaches lies cannot be true. -WT 12/1/91

Celtic

Agreed

teejay

Hey, April...

Got a joke for ya...

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long.

It's a JOKE!... a JOKE!!, I tellya....(see the smiley face??!!!!)

OUTLAW

HA-HA!Hey teejay,I haven`t heard that one before.That is so bad!!..LOL...OUTLAW

Tatiana

Hey, teejay!! I love it!
You must not have read my fetish post. I LIKE to be tied/chained up!! LOL
And yes, it WAS a joke!!!!! Actually, what reminded me of this was my step-father, who was the "househusband" for a long time when he was laid off and my mom had to work long hours.

I remember him screaming about the garbage and the lightbulbs. He used to get so pissed at us for not replacing the toilet paper and leaving the cardboard roll on the rack.

Reverse the roles, reverse the jokes....

Seeker..you crack me up!

April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
http://www.network54.com/Forum/171905

Tatiana

Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

Feel better now, Focus?

April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
http://www.network54.com/Forum/171905

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbul

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