by BQE 59 Replies latest jw friends
BQE,
Go to the hall dressed as a Catholic Priest.
TR
"As to the book called the Bible, it is blasphemy to call it the Word of God. It is a book of lies and contradictions, and a history of bad times and bad men. There are but a few good characters in the whole book." -Thomas Paine
If you know the congregation where you'll be attending, try to sit as near to the most fanatical (oops, I meant "zealous") OR the nosiest, busy-bodiest brother/sister as you can. Guzzle in their line of vision.
Then, let me know how it went so I can fall out laughing!!!
Hi all,
It's the most piquant irony of all that JWs boast of possessing the ``truth'' and yet they've managed to botch the two most basic of Christian sacraments: the celebration of the Lord's evening meal and baptism (with their presumptous 1985 change in the vows)
BQE-
If you really want to shock them, bring some Land O' Lakes butter along with a butter knife and make the "bread" more appetizing.
I dont want to dampen enthusiasm for a "Wind up" of the K.Hall folks, but in fact - thinking back to my days as attendant overseer , a d.f person would be ushered to a rear seat. (Its not easy to get forward in a crowded hall) He could have partaken if he wished but quietly ignored. No one would make a fuss about it. The partaking would not be counted in the report .
I'm sure that action would surely turn some heads, and cause abit of gossip, but gossip in some cong. is the going thing, even now, I'd never have the guts to but to each his own.
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOATS GUYS -- LOVE YA / QUEENIE and family
Yes, please partake. Do it for all of us.
In fact, drain the glass. I'd love to see them have to refill it.
By the way, make sure you go to a hall where no one know you. If you are DF'd, and they recognize you, they may not pass you the emblems.
SINCE one must enter a KH full of JWs and their buddies you can count QUEENIE out as I will be in my own place of residence probably watching n EASTER movie or on my webtv...LOV YA AL
For all the outsiders peeking into this thread....what exactly is the procedure at the memorial supper. Thanks to Scully, I know it is matzoh and kosher wine, but do they use a fancy chalice and plate like at some other churches. Is it passed around the whole congregation? I know only a chosen few can have any. How do they know who they are? When is the Memorial anyway? Do they have it at all the Kingdom Halls at the same time?
Sorry for the ignorance?
