I was watching "Friday" this weekend and had forgotten about the part in the beginning when the 2 JW ladies woke him up. It was hilarious. Even my wife laughed and said, "That's how you preach in the hood!"
So it got me thinking. I liked JW jokes when I was a JW. Does anyone remember any? Here are a couple of my favorites:
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The first bloodless surgery was performed this week in which a kid who is a Jehovah’s Witness got a new liver without a blood transfusion. The parents were so happy, they almost celebrated!
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I’m a Jehovah’s Bystander. We’s like the Witnesses, only we don’t wanna get involved. – Flip Wilson
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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness with an agnostic? Someone who goes door to door for no apparent reason.
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What does Hannibal Lector call a Jehovah’s Witness? Free delivery! – Jay Leno
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The Jehovah’s Witnesses sex scandal started its first day in court today. When they knocked on the door of the courthouse, nobody answered the door. – David Letterman
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A young boy was walking along the road pulling puppies in a wagon. He was walking by a kingdom hall, where a district overseer stood outside on the grass. Curious, the district overseer asks “What kind of puppies are those?”
In reply the boy said: ” They’re Jehovah’s Witness puppies.”
The district overseer chuckled and the boy was on his way.
The same boy walked by the kingdom hall once more and the district overseer this time was standing with some elders.
The district overseer said “Watch this” and asked again “What kind of puppies are those?”
This time the boy said “Love Puppies.”
The district overseer, shocked, said, “I thought you said they were Jehovah’s Witness puppies.”
The boy said “Yeah, but today their eyes opened!”