by brotherdan 29 Replies latest jw friends
JWs TELL the worst jokes....
Who was the smallest man in the bible?
Peter, he slept on his watch.
Did you know Moses rode a motorbike?
His triumph was heard throughout the land.
Did you know Moses wore a wig?
Sometimes he was seen with Aaron and sometimes without.
Who was the fattest person in the bible?
The woman of Samaria.
And so on...
Who were the last people to make a profit?........
Mr and Mrs Malachi
Who was the greatest businessman in the Bible?
Noah, when the world went into liquidation he floated a limited company.
JWs TELL the worst jokes....
And yet........ You still had to becareful with Stupid JW jokes.....
don't want to stumble some one.
There is a Guy called Graham Bannister in the Southampton area (ex policeman) who had 100's of these types of Jokes.
I think there's one in most congregations cantleave, unfortunately!
And because of your fear of man, you could have blood on your head.
If you had gone back and shared the Good News with him, his heart may have been affected and he could have become one of our faithful brothers. Imagine - you could have given this experience from the convention stage, gotten everyone engrossed in the story and then said, "and I'm happy to say that when I returned on the RV, this man was responsive...he's here today to get baptized..." thunderous applause yaaaayyyyyy...
LOL, I've justified it by saying well they're Asian, and there is a Chinese Resteraunt less than a block from this house. At the same time, maybe they were Triads. I don't know.....I'll be fearful of man in this instance LOL
This is a "groaner," my bookstudy conductor loved puns.
"Did you know that the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda? 'The Apostles were in one Accord.'" Hahahahaha...oh how I miss those bookstudy groups.
Who was the tallest man in the bible?
Jebediah. He ties his ass to a tree, and walked in to Jerusalem.
oracle, i heard the same one but it was "who was the strechiest man in the bible"...
or how about "who is the greatest commedian in the bible... Sampson. He broght the house down."
*sigh*...
