Best JW Jokes! (page 2)

brotherdan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3H5GCSgHuc

Darth plaugeis

How I hated the Open eyes puppy joke.... it was kittens when I heard it.

How Pompus

brotherdan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiHmZrqCf9U

Soldier77

LOL!@ BroDan!!! That was frickin hilarious!

brotherdan

Aaron luke is my favorite! If anyone doesn't know who this is, it's Kyria Abrahams who wrote the book, "I'm perfect, You're doomed". She's awesome!

miseryloveselders

Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet."

Something similar really did happen to me like this in field service. I rung the bell. I heard some footsteps so both I and my partner put our game faces on. This Asian dude came to the door with white pants and a white shirt on with fresh reddish/purple stains all over it. Behind him several feet in the hallway was another Asian man dressed the same with the same fresh purple/reddish stains and also a surgical mask. My first rational thought was they're painters. Then I noticed the guy in the hallway had a knife in his hand. The guy at the door seemed agitated and told me to leave the magazines on the porch because they were very busy. He assured me that he would read them. I then noticed that there was a heavy clear plastic covering over what appeared to be a torn down wall. The plastic wasn't 100% visible because of heavy moisture in the closed area and also reddish stains. I nodded my head to the householder, dropped the magazines on the porch furniture, and got the heck out of there. I've always wondered since, what was going on back there. I never did make a return visit.

undercover

I've always wondered since, what was going on back there. I never did make a return visit.

And because of your fear of man, you could have blood on your head.

If you had gone back and shared the Good News with him, his heart may have been affected and he could have become one of our faithful brothers. Imagine - you could have given this experience from the convention stage, gotten everyone engrossed in the story and then said, "and I'm happy to say that when I returned on the RV, this man was responsive...he's here today to get baptized..." thunderous applause yaaaayyyyyy...