Shepherding = Spying on, interrogating, hassling
Encourage = Hassle, pester
Evidently = No logical segue, so we just ASSume it
Speeding it up = We're losing money and we need to downsize and outsource
JW Euphemisms
by gubberningbody 27 Replies latest jw friends
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CuriousButterfly
"The Light Getting Brighter" = "We screwed up and now need to cover our a**."
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WTWizard
Another word for shepherding and encouraging is "hounding". And that's what they do best: I don't call them "hounders" for nothing.
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3Mozzies
Staying loyal to God = Staying loyal to 'The Watchtower Org' or in other words 'A Bunch of Morons in NY'
3Mozzies
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MMXIV
Refining = people leaving in their droves
Timely reminder = nothing new to say so repeat over and over and over and over and over
People being drawn to Jah = recruit another mug
Honest hearted ones = gullible
Food at the proper time = don't miss any meetings
Sheeplike ones = agreeable individuals who following instructions and never question anything
Obscene jesting = funny joke
Loving provision = life sapping burden
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gubberningbody
I love that last one.
"Loving provision = life sapping burden"
So true!
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snowbird
"Show hospitality to the visiting speaker" - Host him at your house for dinner or take him to a restaurant. Watch him and his family eat like there's no tomorrow!
"Act as chaperone" - Hang around and spy on young people; run to elders if they stump their big toes.
"We're imperfect" - We're a bunch of losers and know it, yet we try everything to hang on to our special status.
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Syl
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gubberningbody
I enjoyed your comment = I have nothing to say to you
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3Mozzies
Being Stumbled = Easily Offended Cry Baby JW
3Mozzies
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MMXIV
Sisters are a large army = women are second class citizens
Letter of recommendation = slanderous job reference
Privilege = thankless task one needs to beg for
Bethel service = voluntary slavery
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