by gubberningbody 27 Replies latest jw friends
Christians, true Christians - only jws
Full share - no matter what you do it is not enough
privileges - BOE sanctioned chores to judge brothers by
fellow believers - only jws
"it is reasonable to say" another WTS buzz phrase meaning that the Bible does not say.
"Organizational Arrangements" = The JW Hiearchy System
"Modest clothing" = Anything a sister must wear in the summer to hide the fact that she is a woman and to roast her alive in her own sweat.
"may stumble other weak ones" = In fact, this is bullsh*t that means 'the GB is offended by it, and we will hide behind new ones so we don't have to deal with it.'
It's too bad that 'BEING USED' wasn't a euphemism like I thought - they actually meant they would USE YOU till they used you up!
Bad association=Anyone who reads anything but JW litterature.
Watchtower Bible and Tract Society = Nazi Party
Governing Body = Hitler
Elders = Gestapo
Judicial Committee = Inquisition/Kangaroo Court
Disfellowshipping = Concentration Camp
V665
Worldy (person) = Anyone who refuses to buy into WT$ bullshit
(Christian) Meetings = Soul sapping waste of 2> hrs
V665
GB members - one granted with special insight, but not really having anymore than anyone else, even a publisher (see various WT quotes).
WTBTS & various Corp - legal shield to hide behind
elders - ones to blame for not handling problems right or keeping things confidential
some of the brothers - we know you who are troublemakers!
WT lawyers - the real bosses
Service Dept - numbers men
Writing Dept - clueless wannabees writing 6th grade material - check out a good Bible Commentary for real insight.
Special speakers - company puppets who get green handshakes
Assembly / Convention speakers - brown-nosers who wine, dine and kiss up to CO / DO
Outlines - follow this to the letter or be prepared to counseled, get a bad rating and never give a part again.
Assembly & Convention Prayers - a talk that reviews the day and makes the legs & mind faint - over 5 minutes long now!
KH Construction workers - overseers are attention seekers (bosses), workers are slaves who have to carry a card!
Publisher - one to put the blame on for thinking the end is right around the corner, dates are miscalculated, not trusting Mother
Organization - GB / Society - rulers (taskmasters) and oppressive burden pushers
WT Rules - talmud of witless, endless jabber
Suggestions - do this or else
National Quota - do this amount or your not part of the club
Songs - nursury rhymes that make one want to howl!
Questions for Readers / Question Box - new rules and enforcement
Family Worship Night - let's imitate the Mormons (look at their website & be amazed at their programs / suggestions for this)
Baptism - legal binding formality that makes you a member for life in the club
Other Sheep / Great Crowd - outcasts with no special connection to God or Christ
Holy Spirit - sure makes a lot of mistakes (Casper the friendly ghost)
"If you conscience allows you" = if everybody else's conscience allows you.
Think About It
"This system of things"
What non JW's call life
"food at the proper time"
we haven't figured out how to reword this to make it sound relevant yet.
LW
