Matter of conscience = you know what to do, so don't make us say it publicly (somebody might sue us)
Blood fraction = damage control (see "matter of conscience")
JW Euphemisms
by gubberningbody 27 Replies latest jw friends
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Crisis of Conscience
This is one of the most hilarious threads I've read in a while! So let me offer my contributions.
"Sacred service" - Anything classified with this title screams free labor without the hope of an unemployment check when they are thru with you and/or your job is done - whichever comes first
"Doing it for Jehovah" - Said to guilt you into doing ANYTHING, because it's not being done for men
"Inactive" - You weren't Jesus friend before and following his example, and this confirms it
"Low-hour publisher" - We're watching your numbers and your bringing down the company (congregation) average. How do we get a bonus this year? Oh wait, we don't get paid for this. But we still love to do it!
CoC
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AllTimeJeff
"..even Jehovah's people are not immune to problems." = You are more f*cked then you know.....
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VampireDCLXV
District Convention = Life draining waste of a long weekend.
V665
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pirata
"Follow the Christ" = "Follow the Governing Body"
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VampireDCLXV
We missed you... = You're a useless slacker. It's nice to see you but don't talk to me . I don't want your bad juju rubbing off on me.
V665
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Chalam
"The need is great in..." = it suits us to move there.
Blessings,
Stephen
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kurtbethel
Adjustments - Stop thinking for yourself and do what we tell you to do.