Take the dubbie Bible Knowledge Challenge!

by Farkel 27 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    I believe it was Jim Penton who mentioned that even the more knowledgeable dubbies only know about 25 or so Bible verses well enough to cite Book, Chapter, Verse and can cite those verses verbatim. Some years ago, I started a thread on that very subject and only came up with about 25 verses I myself remembered when I was a dubbie. I was considered quite the Bible "scholar" back in the day, too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Rather than digging out that thread and wasting the time it takes (5 minutes or so) to re-create those verses, I decided to offer you guys and gals a new challenge. The purpose of this challenge is to show just how shallow or specious Jehovah's Witnesses are in their actual knowledge of the scriptures. Think about it. After 25 years, a dub has only memorized 25 verses. Only one little verse per YEAR! This is not yer average dub. Nay, nay, nay. This is your "spiritually strong" dub. This after tens of thousands of hours of "Bible" indoctrination and study!

    I'm asking you to come up with the stock-in-trade scriptures incessantly used by dubbies and their religious masters.

    I'm sure you will come up with these stock-in-trade scriptures in no time. Especially those of you who are recently out of the cult. You've had those verses hammered into your brains so many times, it's hard to forget them. It takes years of WORK to forget them.

    But I'm going to add a new twist. First, I ask that you cite the book, chapter and verse of the scripture, as well as the scripture itself. But then, I'm asking you to put that citation into one of the following categories:

    1) BOOK BUYING & SELLING - Scriptures that are used to justify buying and selling Watchtower books. Also, since book buying & selling is the main purpose for the existence of the WT Corporation, any scriptures the Corporation uses to glorify itself or justify itself could be put in this category, too.

    2) TERRORIST GOD - Scriptures used to justify God terrorizing you with fear and threat of punishment

    3) CHARACTER - Scriptures for self-betterment as a human. Includes character development, parenting, etc.

    4) YOUR HAPPINESS - Scriptures on attaining joy, happiness, peace and full self-expression in life

    5) CHARITY FOR OTHERS - Scriptures which emphasize love, compassion and forgiveness of ourselves and others

    6) SILLY DOCTRINE - Watchtower doctrine, which isn't important to the human condition and everyday living, such as trnity scriptures, soul-sleep scriptures, invisible fullfillments and bullshit like that.

    Please try to come up with the most-frequently used verses before you cite any others dubbies use.

    If you think a commonly used dub scripture doesn't fit in any of these categories, then create a new one, but don't over do it. Try to keep it simple.

    If you think a scripture could fit into more than one category, then put it in the category where the Watchtower Printing Corporation most frequently uses as justification for it.

    I'll start with four scriptures that even the most braindead of dubs have heard at least 100,000 times by the time they are ready for baptism.

    These 4 verses all fit in the category BOOK BUYING & SELLING:

    *** Rbi8 Matthew 24:14 ***
    14 And this good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations; and then the end will come.

    *** Rbi8 John 17:2-3 ***
    3 This means everlasting life, their taking in knowledge of you, the only true God, and of the one whom you sent forth, Jesus Christ.

    *** Rbi8 Revelation 21:3-4 ***
    4 And he will wipe out every tear from their eyes, and death will be no more, neither will mourning nor outcry nor pain be anymore. The former things have passed away.” - (You don't get there without doing a LOT of book buying and selling.)

    *** Rbi8 Acts 5:42 ***
    42 And every day in the temple and from house to house they continued without letup teaching and declaring the good news about the Christ, Jesus.

    Ok. It's your turn. Take the dubbie Bible Knowledge challenge! It will be an interesting experiment to see which categories the WT Printing Corporation considers most important for their little worker bees.

    Farkel

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia
    Proverbs 4:18: "But the path of the righteous ones is like the bright light that is getting lighter and lighter until the day is firmly established" (NWT).

    Either SILLY DOCTRINE or perhaps a (sub)category:

    6a) JUSTIFICATION FOR CHANGE IN SILLY DOCTRINE

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    leolaia,

    :But the path of the righteous ones is like the bright light that is getting lighter and lighter

    I think that classic WT verse should also go in the category of BOOK BUYING & SELLING and here's why: without using that verse as justification for progressive revelation, the WT Corp. would have gotten everything right the first time. Everything they needed to write explaining the Bible could have easily been written in the 35+ years of Russell's ministry. We'd still be reading Studies in the Scriptures and Watchtowers from 1879 ti 1917.

    But the plain truth is none of Russell's books are in print. None of Rutherford's books are in print. None of Franz's books are in print, and none of the other books written by WT leaders are in print, either. Given the massive preaching activities the WT has organized, if they only distributed the aforementioned literature, practically everyone who's ever received any WT literature would have already received the Russell stuff and made up their minds about it one way, or the other. There would be nothing "new" to offer them and no reason to call back on them. The ministry would therefore be dead, and so would any book-selling.

    But that is not the case. The WT always has "new light" to offer, and therefore new books to sell, so it's not a "silly doctrinal" thing at all, but a clever reason to keep printing and selling new product, doctcha think?

    Farkel

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Exodus 6:3, Psalm 83:18, Isaiah 12:2, 26:4 - the occurrences of JEHOVAH in the KJV. BOOK BUYING & SELLING

    Ezekiel 18:4, Ecclesiastes 9:5, Psalm 146:3,4 the soul dies, no conscious thought after death.

    Acts 2:28-32 Hell not a place of torment, since Jesus of Nazareth went there.

    All of these should come under the Book Buying & Selling category, since I only used these in conjunction with trying to "place" WT literature.

    Syl

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    BTTT

  • Meeting Junkie No More
    Meeting Junkie No More

    Wow, 3 years clean and all I can come up with where I can actually quote the book and verse (in addition to the stock-in-trade of Mathew 24:14 and Revelation 21: 3,4 is...wait for it....:

    Gen 1:1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth...

    and to think I sat there for 40+ years and that's all I have to show...SAD, really

    That's what the reasoning book was for, I guess - a quickie look-up for what you needed as you needed it.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Psalm 37:10-11 Evildoers will be cut off; meek will inherit the earth. Book Buying, Selling, also Silly Doctrine, since this scripture is used to uphold the two-tier Christian/Paradise Earth teaching, neither of which finds support in the Bible.

    Syl

  • debator
    debator

    We don't buy or sell wts anymore not for years now and it was only nominal when we did just to cover the printing costs.

  • Meeting Junkie No More
    Meeting Junkie No More

    Ok, here comes one to me now...out of the ether...

    Romans 5:12 - For sin entered into the world through one man...that's as far as I get...'or the gist thereof' - I guess that's the TERRORIST GOD category - You're all sinners, you're all going to DIE...

  • Meeting Junkie No More
    Meeting Junkie No More

    debator: you didn't post any scriptures - try to READ the original poster's post with understanding so as to determine how you should answer...PLEEZE(!)

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