Republican Vs Democrat

by Bangalore 63 Replies latest social humour

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  Bangalore

  A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.

  The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

  The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

  Bangalore
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  designs

  Nah nah, we run the Training Centers

  professor designs
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  DaCheech

  good one, and true
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  bluesapphire

  How stupid!
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  sabastious

  Hahahah!

  -Sab
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  BurnTheShips

  LOL!

  BTS
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  Gregor

  I love it because it is so true! LOL

  Blue- Fantastic come back !
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  keyser soze

  good one, and true

  Yeah, except the part about the Republican giving him 20 dollars out of his own pocket. Then again, by giving him his card, he can write off that $20 as a business expense.
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  BurnTheShips

  Yeah, except the part about the Republican giving him 20 dollars out of his own pocket.

  It is factual that people on the "right" give more to charitable causes than people on the "left."

  The joke is entirely consistent with this.

  http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/03/conservatives_more_liberal_giv.html

  BTS
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  JeffT

  Two democrats are walking down the street and come to a man who has been beaten and robbed. He is hurt, bleeding and has no money.

  One of them says to other "Whoever did this needs help."