$120 will take you out of your mysery for 30 mins.
I'm afraid to ask bruh LOL
I need some lovin tonight. Some tender loving affection and care, ya know?
by miseryloveselders 43 Replies latest jw friends
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cyberjesus
go a salsa club pay $10 for the class. you will have 15 girls in your arms within 1 hour and after that is up to you... you know the line "i am trapped in a cult" works
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miseryloveselders
go a salsa club pay $10 for the class. you will have 15 girls in your arms within 1 hour and after that is up to you... you know the line "i am trapped in a cult" works
OMG, LOL. Those salsa girls got some serious hip action too.....spicy romantics.......trapped in a cult would bring me some sympathy and I wouldn't feel guilty for lying, because I'd be telling the truth about Da Troof.
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DesirousOfChange
I'm in a bad mood because lately I haven't been sleeping well - the medication for my stomach problems makes me have erotic dreams at night.
I'd just like to know the name of the medication!!!!!!!!!
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snowbird
Poetry?!?!? The hell would I want someone to read poetry to me for?
Why, you uncouth philistine!
I try to be help
Poetry?!?!? The hell would I want someone to read poetry to me for?
Why, you unshaven philistine!
I try to be helpful, and you curse at me?!
A pox on you and that malfunctioning car of yours to time indefinite!
Syl
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miseryloveselders
Why, you unshaven philistine!
I try to be helpful, and you curse at me?!
A pox on you and that malfunctioning car of yours to time indefinite!
Syl
LOL, can you imagine Solomon with the two mothers and the one baby had one of the mothers started reciting poetry? Like, "hither, thither arrrrr, my father concieved me at the hookah bar." He would have had the kid cut in half for real.
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VampireDCLXV
I'd need more than just a laying on of hands or getting pampered to help me get rid of MY "fever"...
V665
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elderelite
"ahhhhh"......
(the above is the very rare sound of EE enjoying domestic tranquility)
Hell with foot rubbin poetry.... Just dont yell at me and moan a little when u f**k me...
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miseryloveselders
I'd need more than just a laying on of hands or getting pampered to help me get rid of MY "fever"...
V665
That bad man? I know the feeling, just not tonight. I just want some romance.
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miseryloveselders
"ahhhhh"......
(the above is the very rare sound of EE enjoying domestic tranquility)
Hell with foot rubbin poetry.... Just dont yell at me and moan a little when u f**k me...
EE, inquiring minds wish to know. You're married, does she know when to pamper you bruh? She ever call you Lord?
