If you don't have a bellybutton to play with see what happens
Again - this (like the oft-stated "beauty" of Eve) - isn't this a non-biblical later addition to the myth? As far as feeling sorry for the mythical Adam & Eve? - no, not really. No - in fact, not at all. For one thing, I would rather be driving my Ferrari in comfortable clothes than rumbling around in the garden of Eden naked after several thousand years.