Are You Going To the Memorial?

by headisspinning 83 Replies latest jw friends

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Jesus Said..

    Stay away from Kingdom Hall Weird-O`s!..

    It`s in the Bible..

    Don`t make me Smack you with the Bible!..

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    ...................... ...OUTLAW

  • Bubblie
    Bubblie

    I have only one thing to say, Why would I start going again? So through with it! The thought turns my stomach.

    Kit

  • J. Hofer
    J. Hofer

    i'll most probably be there, but i'll hate it. a hip flask of schnapps will go with me.

  • Mary
    Mary

    Ya, I gotta go this year.........I think the only way I'll make it through is by consuming an entire bottle of one of the emblems beforehand.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Ya, I gotta go this year.....Mary

    You have to go..Really?..

    Why?..

    Not even Jesus goes to a Kingdom Hall..He`s not allowed in..

    Jesus at the Kingdom Hall

    Knock Knock.....................................Who`s there?..

    Jesus!.................................................Jesus who?..

    Jesus Christ!......... You can`t Swear here,Go Away!..

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    ...................... ...OUTLAW

  • isaacaustin
    isaacaustin

    Outlaw, you will not be attending? LOL How many years clean for you? Mary, you have to go?? Very sorry.

  • Mary
    Mary
    You have to go..Really?.....Why?..

    djeggnog asked me out on a hot date and the Kingdumb Hall is the only place he can afford.

  • MrMonroe
    MrMonroe

    The JWs have no more connection with God and Jesus than the man next door.

    If you want to memorialise Christ's death, do it at home on your own. There is no scriptural requirement to meet with a religious denomination to take the emblems.

    Bottom line is that it is ingrained into JWs from the start that they must never, no way, uh-oh, no-no-no ever miss the Memorial. It is part of their guilt trip. It may make you feel uncomfortable the first time, but really, it gets easier .... and you won't be hit by a thunderbolt.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    IsaacAustin..

    I very persistant about staying out of Kingdom Halls..

    It`s the Frigg`n JW Relatives that bring the Kingdom Hall to me..

    Mary..

    djeggnog asked me out on a hot date and the Kingdumb Hall is the only place he can afford.

    Are you 2 going to go in the back room and get all naked?..

    When have JW`s ever noticed screaming from the back room?..

    ..................... ...OUTLAW

  • isaacaustin
    isaacaustin

    Ok Mary, then you got to go. But wow, DJEggnog could not even afford Burger King???

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