^LMAO!
If an 89 year old woman can pioneer, why can't you slackers and bums do it?
by miseryloveselders 42 Replies latest jw friends
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edmond dantes
Well she obviously stayed alive until 75 but if shes anything like me by the time she gets up the drive and to the front door she might have forgotten whats she's there for.
knock knock ,Who's there ? A little old lady , a little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodell.
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LostGeneration
I'm calling it...
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sir82
She undoubtedly "pioneers" like the little old ladies in the downtown areas where I work:
Plop yourself on an outdoor bench or a ledge in an over-the-street walkway...
Hold a Watchtower or a tract loosely in your hand....
Avoid eye contact with everyone, just sit there staring into space....
Keep at it until your butt gets numb....
Total for day: not one word spoken but 6 hours "proclaiming Jehovah's glorious name" and "giving a fine witness"
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Scully
The question isn't about "can" I Pioneer™ at all. It's I WON'T Pioneer™.
And if they actually give a $h!t about why, I'd tell them that I'd rather poke bamboo skewers in my eyes and under my fingernails and either get them all wet or set them on fire before I ever associate any more closely with those arrogant, ignorant, obnoxious, full-of-themselves @$$hole Pioneers™ formerly of my acquaintance or am even associated with them by bearing that idiotic label. Each and every one a living breathing specimen of the worst kind of pride and the worst example of humility I've ever been unfortunate enough to observe.
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wasblind
Hell,
An 89 year old pioneerin' in the same old system that
was suppose to be gone by 1975, and she still ain't got
a clue after 36 years that she been had.
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OUTLAW
When I go to the city I drive through some small towns..
Early in the morning no one is out,except the odd truckers driving through..
The 1/2 dozen stores aren`t even open,it`s so early..
There will be JW`s doing street corner work with nobody else on the street or hardly any vehicles going by..
Who are they preaching to?..Who even see`s them?..
Me and a few truckers driving by?..A stray dog if they get lucky?..
It`s all about counting hours..
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av8orntexas
I did my two years of regular pioneering right after high school. No car,no job,but couldn't figure out why the brothers with rides...AND jobs ( who were seemingly doing 'less' for Jehovah ) were landing all the sisters. Ahhhhhhh,you live and learn.
89 year old women should not be out knocking door to door. They should be at home,traveling, or in their garden enjoying the fruits of their labor from REAL jobs.
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Ding
Has anyone ever said, "No thanks, Brother Elder, I'm doing enough for Jehovah and his organization right now"?
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