Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention (page 10)

tenyearsafter

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I stroll by your seating section again?"

Frequent_Fader_Miles

Hey Brother ... why don't we meet up later and I'll give you a "little flock"?

JimmyPage

"And I thought Balaam had an impressive ass."

CuriousButterfly

Oh man those are great!

JustHuman14

Here is the entire list from the most funny ex-jw blog: http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com

1. Come on down to my place, and you can serve where the need is greater

2. Come back to the hotel with me and you can check out my Elder's Body

3. Someone is going to be crying out tonight, but it won't be for "Peace and Security"

4. I don't believe in sparing the rod... how do you feel about spanking?

5. I'm an interested one, can I please have a return visit?

6. God says we should go forth and multiply.

7. I'm following Jesus' command to become a fisher of men. You seem like a great catch!

8. I'll be your own personal whore of Babylon if you can be my wild beast baby!

9. If your baptism had been a wet t-shirt contest, you'd have won 1st place

10. How do you feel about being submissive and full of mercy?

11. Let's have some bad association together and ruin your good habits!

12. So how about I call round same time next week and we discuss that further?

13. Don't worry, I've girded my loins!

14. Can I put my new release in your briefcase?

15. I just graduated from Gilead. Let's try the missionary position

16. Is that a convention programme rolled up in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

17. You look like you're in need of some love-bombing!

18. Give me one night and you'll see new light

19. I'd like to anoint you

20. Why am I staring at you? I am keeping my eyes on the prize

21. No, I wasn't staring at your chest. I was reading your lapel badge

22. Would you like to handle this microphone?

23. Oh my, you really are worth a Judicial Committee

24. Why don't you make like Balaam and beat my ass?

25. I would definitely consider a family night with you

26. Sister, I'm sorry I had to be so firm and hard, but you needed it

27. Missionary is overated.... I like it from behind

28. They say oral is a sin....want to prove them wrong?

29. I must be a member of the 144,000 cause when I look at you I am in heaven

30. Would you like to tame my wild beast?

31. Do you want to mount Zion tonight?

32. If you'll be faithful...I'll be discreet

33. Come and climb my WatchTower

34. When I see you, it turns from clay into iron

35. If I said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?

36. Let's overlap our generations if you know what I mean

37. What do you say we lose this great crowd?

38. I want to be your faithful slave

39. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1975

40. I've got a nice bottle of wine back at my place... do you like unleavened bread?

41. No need for a great tribulation, I can take you to Paradise right now

42. You're giving me a Crisis of Conscience!

Lady Viola

that white blouse looks very modest on you sister. i would love to give you a matching pearl necklace to go with it.

Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention