Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention (page 7)

JRK

Let's do the reverse of Moses' miracle. I'll show you how to turn my snake into a rod.

karter

Sister would you like a study......of my body?

Missionary is overated.... i like it from behind.

They say oral is a sin....want to prove them wrong?

no more kool aid

I must be a member of 144,000 cause when I look at you I am in heaven

You put the "ten " in attendant.

Meet me in section 69

I would like to tame your wild beast

Keep your eyes on this prize

Do you want to mount Zion tonight?

Meet me during the musical interlude, I will be wearing nothing but my parking attendant vest

Can you help me get my hands on the new release?

I can watch your contribution box

I'll be in the elderly and in "firmed" section

(This was an all day group effort of text messages. Lowlymindedwoman you and your little sister have dirty minds!) NMKA

GLTirebiter

I'm playing David in the drama, and I need to rehearse. Can you do the part of Bathsheba?

andys

How you can become a Kingdom Citizen.....................................................

I am going to Walt Disney World instead...............................................................................................................

Purza

I haven't posted in forever as I read this board on my iPhone, but this one had me rolling:

5) Guess who auxilliaried pioneered last April?

Purza

exwhyzee

1. Since neither of us believes in the hereafter....what are you here after?

2. I'm a Regular Pioneer...wanna check out my covered wagon ?

3. What's a nice girl like you doing in a Stadium like this?

4. If you'll be faithful...I'll be discreet.

5. World conditions have sure deteriorated haven't they?....the economy is so bad, even the wages of sin have been reduced.

6. I'd like to see your bound volumes someday.

BoleynGirl

I've got a stake awaiting your sacrifice.....

Can I trim some of the shrubs around your Kingdom Hall?

I'd like to mark you for some loose conduct.....

Come and climb my WatchTower.......

tenyearsafter

NMKA...very strong effort...I love it!!

Momma-Tossed-Me

10. Chaperone? Why of course. He's carrying the camera and the condoms.

9. I didn't call after last years convention because I was working undercover finding weak ones but good news, you weren't.

8. Yep, I'm of the anointed, and that means technically I'm a virgin.

7. Of course I think your skin tight almost sheer ankle length dress is modest.

6. I know you are married but let's just keep this about you, me and a bottle of wine by the hotel pool.

5. But you were a lesbian before you came into the truth and my wife is down it, see her waving over there.

4. Do you have an insight book with you? Well then just take my word for it; this ain't pornea.

3. Your newly married sister told you what about penises? Well for purely educational purposes lets just take a look at mine.

2. Have you ever dated an assistant, to an assistant of a GB member?

1. Just hang out with me so my friends see ya for 3 days and I will pay you.

Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

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